Mossage

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Of or pertaining to a homosexual's message marked by overly excited remarks like "OMFG" or "holy Cher that was amazing". Usually the font is a dead giveaway consisting of large, curvy pink letters all in caps.
The word is pronounced: (moe')-ssage i.e. homomessage minus the ho and replacement of the me.

Yestarday I checked Tom Cruise's away mossage and it said, "OMFG BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN IS COMING OUT SOON I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TWO HOTT MEN KISSING...p.s. i love you katie."

Mossage by Matthew Brian December 5, 2005

Words you can keep

mossage

A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.

Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!

mossage by QuacksO November 5, 2023

Related Words

Mossage • massage • message • message board • missage • massage a trois • massage gun • Massage Parlor • massage therapist • Message in a bottle

sext message

An erotic message or possibly photos of what is usually a dumb and very attention seeking HS or even middle school girl who thinks sending out nudes is the only way she can get guys to like her. Usually is shocked when it ends up on the internet and everyone in school thinks she's a ho.

Hot damn, take a look at this nasty sext message I just got. I don't even know who the hell she is.

sext message by hnoss February 19, 2017

Blow Massage

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.

George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE

Blow Massage by Mr BigG April 7, 2015

Indian Scalp Massage

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.

I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."

Indian Scalp Massage by Milan the dude April 22, 2015

rantdumb messages

The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.

OMG I keep getting these rantdumb messages, just sayin'.

rantdumb messages by jpg3 November 22, 2011

Fart Massage

When a powerful fart rumbles so hard, it gives the person beside it a warm, deep-tissue massage

Did you feel the fart massage I just gave you?

Fart Massage by LilSquirt69 September 15, 2018

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026