Moaker 

The worst type of smoker, the person within a smoking session who takes more of his fair share of puffs in the rotation.

I don't like smoking with Kdog, he's a moaker.

Moaker by Othepyrex February 28, 2017

Ceiling-makers 

These are the systemic barriers that can limit your advancement within an organization. They’re not "necessarily" individuals. They can also be the invisible forces that hinder progress, such as gender bias, ageism, or outdated company policies. Recognizing these ceiling-makers is the first step in breaking through and achieving your goals.

An individual - In a world filled with haters, naysayers, and ceiling-makers, Coco Gauff’s message resonates loudly. As Generation Z enters the workforce, these “haters, naysayers, and ceiling-makers” may continue to be a part of the professional landscape.

A system - Ceiling-Makers: These are the systemic barriers that can limit your advancement within an organization.

Ceiling-makers by Dahlia Grey September 17, 2023

professional quote maker 

A professional quote maker is a person who, by profession, makes quotes. As quote making is a profession governed by various guilds and trade organizations, becoming a professional quote maker typically requires several years of schooling and a Ph.D. in a scientific field, such as atheism. Sometimes, people of distinction (celebrities, scientists, comedians, Nobel laureates, etc.) are accorded honorary professional quote making status; this is akin to an honorary degree from a university.

Professional quote makers are adept at carefully overlaying pictures of nebulae and starry nights with pithy remarks using Photoshop or other image-editing software.

There are also many amateur quote makers who, while not professionals, are polymaths or savants and consider quote making to be a personal hobby.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - A. A. Lewis, not a professional quote maker, but a hobbyist.

professional quote maker by sushiX3 April 13, 2013

ice maker

The opposite of ice breaker. Something you do that makes it super awkward, right after meeting someone.

Dan: Hey, you're in my spanish class right? I'm Dan.
Christine: Oh yeah, I'm Christine. We should totally hang out some time.
Tony (butting in): Dude DAN we gotta go over to my place, we're gonna have a huge orgy with these Brazilian quadruplets.
Dan: Uh...

(Tony has introduced an ice maker.)

ice maker by Hollywood Swinging March 9, 2008

Mockerizer

A person who is full of crap, lazy, and mocks everything by using irony, sarcasm, manipulation and/or outright lies as a way of life.

Student 1: Tom's a mockerizer!
Student 2: Why, what did he do this time?
Student 1: The dude was standing on his desk in class jumping up and down screaming that his dog ate his homework.
Student 2: You hit the nail on the head! He doesn't even have a dog! Definitely a freakin mockerizer!

Mockerizer by JFGidd November 10, 2011

Tent maker 

Female equivalent of “panty dropper;” a hot woman that makes a man pitch a tent, ie get a hard on

Dude, did you see the new brunette they hired? She’s a real tent maker!

Tent maker by Urban legenz January 28, 2021

parade maker

(n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.

Gee boss, I'm very sorry that I'm 10 minutes late, but I was in a long line of cars stuck behind this parade maker.

It was a double line for several miles. no one could even attempt to pass the parade maker.

parade maker by Boggler March 15, 2004