Monkery 

An act of foolishness that results in popularity.

I got a girlfriend by making a monkery of myself.

Monkery by The Some December 7, 2020

monkery 

Absolute mayhem and stupidity. Originated from a cross between the words monkey business and buffoonery.

"You boys stop that monkery this instant!"

After the game, the monkery that ensued was unspeakable.

monkery by Vipossk October 20, 2004

Monkery 

a punk rock band that has wailing guitars and power chords that just rock out loud

The Monkery played at the Bloomfield cafe.

Monkery by xwrdx January 22, 2007

monkery 

The process by which a previously normal person undergoes a Hollywood version of spiritual enlightenment and training. After this training (which is always set in inhospitable places, preferrably in Asia) the person comes back Chuck Norris level badass.

Batman Begins, training sequence. THAT was some serious monkery.

The 80's had a lot of monkery going on as well. Rocky IV training sequence, anything with Van Damme in it, and of course, Hard to Kill. His monkery was a coma.

monkery by Apemorty August 8, 2006

Coon Monkery 

Coon Monkery is a phrase that is offensive to the African-American community and also mostly used when someone is mad at a test or a game, etc.

Very Angry Person: “ What The Hell How Did He Get Me Bruh This Is Absolute Coon Monkery Right Here”

Coon Monkery by Peter Griffins November 1, 2022

Spite Monkey Attack 

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.

What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.

Spite Monkey Attack by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016

Spite Monkey Sunday 

Spite Monkey Sunday is that day of the week when all the brain dead little losers try to get definitions accepted by Urban Dictionary. They try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. Why? Usually because they’re back at school on Monday and are trying to make themselves look good, the poor little winkies. Then the unthinkable happens, they’re definition is rejected because it doesn’t conform to the rules laid down by Urban Dictionary. Oh Calamity! So the silly little wank biscuits throw a hissy fit, go into a session to vote on the inclusion of new words and reject everything without bothering to read it. Then comes Monday and these sad little gleets go back to school and bother the human race somewhat less than they do at weekends.

“Couldn’t get a thing accepted on Urban Dictionary, it was Spite Monkey Sunday.”

Spite Monkey Sunday by AKACroatalin April 27, 2015