moker

One who smokes something. Or, a device used for smoking speed.

Hey Jersh, pass me the moker.

by verbalvomit2003 July 09, 2003

moker

slang term used as a nickname or something for a monkey who plays poker.

Bob: hi bill.
Bill: whats up moker?

by jimmy t rote this June 23, 2008

Moker

Big. A very large example.

Pronounced: Moe-ker

Conversational use:

Scene: A very large Maine Coon, Tom Cat is seen in the yard across the street.

Bubba>Look at that huge cat man, He must weigh 20 pounds.

Bobby-Ted>I bet he's bigger than that. I've never seen a cat that big. He's huge... He's a MOKER. I'm gonna try and catch him. I've always wanted a huge cat like that. I'm gonna name him MOKEY the MOKER.

Bubba: You better leave that cat alone or you'll get hurt! Bobby-Ted, you're gonna get your eyes scratched out by that big ol' MOKER.

Bobby-Ted: I guess you're right, Bubba. He's such a MOKER I bet he eats dogs.

Bubba: Yeah... big dogs!

by Bertab63 October 23, 2006

Moker

Slang term for a cigarette, term originally derived from a girl in Drexel Hill

you wanna catch a moker?

by seven six July 06, 2006

Mokers bum

An insult for almost about anything

John fortnite was being such a mokers bum

by John fortnite December 29, 2021

Moker Method

A rigorous and foolproof system of using scratch paper and maximizing utilization of new letters to achieve wordle victory efficiently and effectively.

Wow, that Moker Method really works! Moker is a genius!

by The Lady Treat April 09, 2022

mokered

:adverb: to bend, fold, spindle, mutilate or destroy while transporting several small children. Generally used in conjunction with paper.

Do not put those papers on the floor of the front seat of the car, the papers will be mokered before we arrive.

by D. Soger July 23, 2006