Definitions by Boggler
Bowelhead
Fancy way of calling someone a shithead, or shit for brains. A good retort to those who call people towelheads because they are emotionally immature and prejudiced.
Fecism
Fecism: To worship a big pile of shit. To suck up to something or someone that is morally inferior and stupid.
the lardasses of society practice fecism by owing allegiance to a golf playing sasquatch wearing diapers.
Plopscotch
A variation of the game of hopscotch, but it involves evading piles of either duck poop, goose poop, or dog poop.
The survival game is played either on a sidewalk, a street, or grass. It is usually in a public area.
The object is to get to a place where there is no more obstacles and your pant legs and shoes must be clean.
The survival game is played either on a sidewalk, a street, or grass. It is usually in a public area.
The object is to get to a place where there is no more obstacles and your pant legs and shoes must be clean.
John what happened to your shoes?
Oh. Yeah I mistakenly tried to take a shortcut through the park and had to play a vigorous game of plopscotch. Unfortunately, I lost.
Oh. Yeah I mistakenly tried to take a shortcut through the park and had to play a vigorous game of plopscotch. Unfortunately, I lost.
Plopscotch by boggler October 31, 2025
Splatter pattern
(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.
My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!
Splatter pattern by boggler November 3, 2023
Cacaphony
Oh boy did john fool me good he left a big brown blob on the front porch and I immediately thought it was real. It was just a pile of Cacaphony.
reverse alchemist
reverse alchemist: (n). someone who can take a most valuable or beautiful situation a turn it into total shit or chaos.
Donald Trump claims he is a multi billionaire. Several of his businesses went bankrupt. he is a reverse alchemist.
reverse alchemist by boggler September 22, 2022
Tucker Carlson
man: gee I'm really hungry but gullible. I don't know what to eat.
Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.
Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.
Tucker Carlson by boggler May 8, 2021