bumper fucker

(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.

Hey Ron, would you slow down? I can't Janet, I got a bumper fucker in back of me!

by boggler December 28, 2005

double lattes

A girl's/woman's breasts, esp. those of a very busty woman.

Look at the set of double lattes on that chick!

by Boggler March 09, 2004

Pec Poser

(n). See testosterone gym gorilla.

There they are, the pec posers in one corner of the gym, admiring themselves in the mirror.

by boggler February 09, 2005

Peony

Pronounced pee on knees. The s is silent. This is what happens when you are at a urinal and you wind up watering your knees, thus, peony.

Peony happened to me when I was too far from the urinal and it splashed all over

by boggler July 11, 2019

rimshot

action: (esp. masc.)--peeing over the top of the toilet seat or urinal and missing the intended target. Rimshots are usually caused by a sudden jerk--a cough or a sneeze.

There was pee all over the floor. Someone must have just done a rimshot.

by Boggler March 04, 2004

parade maker

(n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.

Gee boss, I'm very sorry that I'm 10 minutes late, but I was in a long line of cars stuck behind this parade maker.

It was a double line for several miles. no one could even attempt to pass the parade maker.

by Boggler March 15, 2004

FYI

FYI (n) (short for fine young intellect): A very bright, gifted young individual who excels in almost every subject he or she is studying; esp. a fast learner.

Julie was not just a very diligent student. She was a fine young intellect, capable of identifying a species' call by hearing only a mere fraction of a second of it.

by Boggler March 17, 2004