by Boggler March 09, 2004
(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.
by boggler December 28, 2005
(n). One of the most annoying toys ever. Emerged from the 1970s, it was a plastic yellow stick that made a spastic sound by tilting it on end, back and forth. The first sound would be higher pitched and the second one was lower. Sounded like a cow on helium.
It would sound like "Ow, ewwwww...ow, ewwwww..."
It would sound like "Ow, ewwwww...ow, ewwwww..."
by boggler August 22, 2005
(n). A long, droning speech given by someone who talks but doesn't listen. Oft, the listener tries to escape but has to be polite and smile.
2. an unnecessary meeting, as in a monthly meeting where nothing gets done.
3. unwanted advice usually given to a person when they least want to hear it.
2. an unnecessary meeting, as in a monthly meeting where nothing gets done.
3. unwanted advice usually given to a person when they least want to hear it.
Hey Tom! I tried calling you the other night. YOu weren't in. Sorry, man, I got caught up in a bullshit session.
I'll know better next time not to complain to mr. knowitall. I got a free introductory bullshit session.
I'll know better next time not to complain to mr. knowitall. I got a free introductory bullshit session.
by boggler July 24, 2006
(n). An individual who uses a public access computer not for research, but for social purposes such as MySpace, chat, Friendster.
2. Also, a pun on "space monkey".
2. Also, a pun on "space monkey".
by boggler July 21, 2006
(n). One who tells others blatant lies, untruths about someone else, usually in an attempt to ruin a person's reputation. One who gossips behind someone's back and then acts as if nothing happened. see also manure salesman.
by boggler December 28, 2005
(N). 1. A person who talks on a cell phone in an inappropriate place, causing a disruption to the people around them, thus negating the purpose of talking on one in the first place.
2. One who talks loudly on a cell phone in a public place about trivial stuff to feel/sound important. Used as a fake symbol of status.
2. One who talks loudly on a cell phone in a public place about trivial stuff to feel/sound important. Used as a fake symbol of status.
I was shopping in the grocery aisle when I was bombarded by this loud obnoxious celluwhore who was shouting his grocery list into the phone.
by boggler October 21, 2005