Boggler's definitions
The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.
The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.
The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.
At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.
by boggler August 12, 2016

(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.
by boggler October 10, 2005

(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.
While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.
by boggler February 9, 2005

man: gee I'm really hungry but gullible. I don't know what to eat.
Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.
Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.
by boggler May 8, 2021

Used to describe a very painful, (and sometimes embarrassing), situation that one cannot get out of immediately.
This could imply financial, social (where one gets mocked and doesn't have a come back) , physical (getting one's foot caught under a boulder); this could be used in all aspects of life.
This could imply financial, social (where one gets mocked and doesn't have a come back) , physical (getting one's foot caught under a boulder); this could be used in all aspects of life.
Example one:
"Hey, did you want to come along on that three week expedition with us?"
"No, sorry dude, I'm tapped out. Fiscally, I'm hanging by a wedgie".
Example two:
"Dude, I just got pwned by Mike. There's no way I could top that comeback. He's got me hanging by a wedgie.
"Hey, did you want to come along on that three week expedition with us?"
"No, sorry dude, I'm tapped out. Fiscally, I'm hanging by a wedgie".
Example two:
"Dude, I just got pwned by Mike. There's no way I could top that comeback. He's got me hanging by a wedgie.
by boggler December 8, 2009

(n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.
Gee boss, I'm very sorry that I'm 10 minutes late, but I was in a long line of cars stuck behind this parade maker.
It was a double line for several miles. no one could even attempt to pass the parade maker.
It was a double line for several miles. no one could even attempt to pass the parade maker.
by Boggler March 15, 2004

(n). Any money in a given year, made working at a variety of low-paying (often per hour, without benefits) jobs.
Categories of jobs include (but not limited to): manual labor, seasonal empoyment, temporary employment, per diem (on call basis), and food work.
Highly skilled and educated people often have to take jobs like these in difficult times.
Categories of jobs include (but not limited to): manual labor, seasonal empoyment, temporary employment, per diem (on call basis), and food work.
Highly skilled and educated people often have to take jobs like these in difficult times.
Hey Will, some friends and I are flying down to Rio for two weeks for a vacation. Do you want to join us?
Sorry, John. I won't be able to, due to my four figure salary.
Sorry, John. I won't be able to, due to my four figure salary.
by boggler February 25, 2011
