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1.Someone or something being of or looking like a monkey.

2. It can take the place of any other word.
1.You're such a monker.

2. Go monker yourself, or you're a shit monker.
by Ace November 20, 2004
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hip, post-modern term to describe an odd friend you haven't seen in a while
I haven't seen Matt in like a year, he's such a monker.
by smigdig February 02, 2007
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A baby looking like a cute baby monkey.
Person 1: aw, how old is your baby?

Person 2: he is 2 months.
Person 1: well he is so cute.

Person 2: Yeah he is a little monkers.
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by BabyFeatureslove March 10, 2018
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short for Monkey Fucker.
Mon+ker=Monker. Used when someone is being a total ass.
"He hung up on me! What a monker!"
by StephyBear July 17, 2008
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man honkers. when a male is very fat and appears to have man honkers or monkers.
Johnny: HAHAHA check out that fatass over there.
Joe: I KNOW, you can see his monkers from hear!
Johnny: No shit sherlock, they're only like triple d's.
by gorillaguy987 May 26, 2009
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