mooker

Short for "man hooker"

Dude, you slept with both Elaine and Jennifer? You're such a mooker!

by ingvild=] December 15, 2009

mooker

Slang for an Ecstasy pill

Yo son, I took 2 mookers before the club last night! I was trippin!

Ecstasy; E; X; XTC; Rolls; Beans; Adam

Slang for an Ecstasy pill

by piff man December 02, 2006

mooker

Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape

That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere

by Dylan July 24, 2004

mooker

a substitute for a cuss word, or a phrase to call someone that’s being annoying

“aw mookers i forgot my sweatshirt at my house!” or “ugh you’re suck a mooker”

by mylalol February 22, 2021

mooker

A contraction referring to a prostitute who is a little person (a midget hooker).

Man, them mookers are awesome--they make your dick look huge!

by evilphi February 05, 2011

Mooker

any redditor who regularly uses r/196

redditor 1: posts stupid femboy content on r/197
redditor 2 (in comments): back to 196 you go, Mooker!

by thechikinman August 16, 2023

Mooker Spooker

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.

Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.

by Axel Scar June 16, 2009