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A type of bug that causes problems in online games using the catalyst Haargoth and infiltrating forums, harmless and pathetic, most people go around ignoring it and his swarm.
"Damn my forum just got mittani"

"php down, must be the mittani"

"Alot of spam, I will scan for the mittani"
Mittani by Bismaru Says Hi June 23, 2009
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Mittani Derangement Syndrome 

Mittani Derangement Syndrome (MDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Spacelord Mittani, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason.
Villy, sadly, suffers from such a bad case of Mittani Derangement Syndrome that he can't handle people actually listening to his interview.

The Mittani 

Leader of the Goonswarm Federation and Clusterf*ck Coalition in EVE Online. Also runs a news webpage about the game.

Cited by many as a cyberbully and sperglord.

Also cited as a tyrannical but effective leader.
1) Did you see The Mittani's latest article? Man that guy is such a sperglord, he needs to calm down with the blow!
2) Holy crap I made fun of Mittani's haircut. He's sent 50 catalyst spaceships to harass me now.
The Mittani by Anthix September 4, 2014

mittance 

A sum of money that would be significant to a normal person (i.e. $10,000), but that is a pittance to Mitt Romney.
Here in Iowa $10,000 is a lot of dough, but to Romney it was just a mittance.
mittance by ashburyclowden January 21, 2012
This term is used to define someone who is small, stubby, and overall short in general.
Person 1: Did you see the new Diamond and Pearl remake? Dawn looks so short and chibi in it!

Person 2: Now that's a Mintani if I've ever seen one!
Mintani by ShortPeopleConsumer March 2, 2021

Mittening 

Mittening can be defined as a sexual act between two consenting partners where the female's body serves as a mitten for their partners hand.
Mittening: One partner, who can be deemed as the "receiver" and must be female, remains calm while the other partner inserts their four fingers into her vagina. The thumb must be left free. Lubrication is often needed. Once all four fingers have been inserted, the thumb is inserted into the anus of the female, again lubrication is often needed. This then creates a "mitten" for the hand.
Mittening by Shanti Shimmer August 5, 2008

Miltanip 

A word with no meaning, only to be used in riddles or clues as a link to the next step.
Miltanip....that is all
Miltanip by Game Host June 19, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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