mettanie 

Comes from the name Metania it’s Stephane with a M the boss girl of the world one of a kind like a diamond she shines bright

Mettanie looks so nice today, let me tell her

mettanie by Mel woodz November 23, 2021

Methanie 

Usually a female of whatever nationality, whose name is unknown and looking like she’s been on meth her entire life.

A convenient combination between “Methamphetamine” and “Melanie”.

They are often seen on mugshots or roaming in ghettos.

- Hey dude, look! That’s the mugshot of girl who stole my car!
- Damn she looks like a Methanie XD

Methanie by TwitchyPuppy April 27, 2019

methanie 

Your cracked out aunt named Stephanie. She means well but don’t let her cook. Bad food poisoning every time…Don’t let her clean. Don’t let her watch your children……most importantly don’t invite her to the family bbq…

Aunt Methanie needed to borrow 20 dollars so I told her she could wash my car. She showed up 6 hrs later and it took her an additional 6 hrs to clean the car. Thankfully I didn’t have to work. Thank you Methanie

methanie by SIGMASCIENCE July 9, 2023

MettaNetting 

Meditatively searching the Internet .

"Take a deep breath as you cast your net. MettaNetting needs lots of air."

MettaNetting by IandiandiandI May 5, 2017

mettanity 

Metta is a heartfelt aspiration for the happiness of all beings. It is the way to conquer anger by kindness, conquer the liar by truth, conquer stinginess by giving, and conquer evil by good.
Mettanity is the fullness of Metta or The ultimate level of loving-kindness. Mettanity is borderless and limitless in loving-kindness. Mettanity is innumerable of loving-kindness radiates all ten directions that cover space, time, and matter in the multiverse.

The one who has fulfilled loving-kindness whole life is called "mettanity"

mettanity by Mettanity October 13, 2022

Methaniel 

The male version of Methanie. Usually a male who partakes in the use of methamphetamine. Easily recognizable by the sores/scabs on his body, nervous actions, lack of general hygiene and missing, if any, teeth.

Well, I just saw Methaniel over by the drug house, he was trying to roll the bowl again.

Methaniel by Poppaw January 3, 2024