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math is not mathing 

when something just doesn't add up.
Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.
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Oven Mitting 

The act of grabbing or manipulating an object (i.e. Penis) inserted in an anus with one's hand or multiple fingers through the vaginal wall while said hand or fingers are inserted in the vagina.
I was oven mitting my boyfriend's cock during anal sex and i was fisting my pussy. I grabbed his cock through my pussy and started jerking him off while he was still balls deep in my ass.
n (obviously Irish school slang of the 1910s): staying away from school without permission, playing hookey, playing truant.Eg.: We often planned a miching for the whole day if we did not want to do our preparations for the classes.
With Leo Dillon and a boy named Mahony I planned a day's miching. (James Joyce: Dubliners, Penguin Books, 1998, p.20).
miching by Petyush March 27, 2005

Hawk Mothing 

The consistent act of trying to get a threeso-- er, revive your dead wife.
Bro, will Gabriel have both Emilie AND Natalie. He's Hawk Mothing heavy...

Mething Around 

The house became a disaster, from Dan & Jessica mething around.
Mething Around by Steadybeat August 8, 2020
When you or your friend messes up so badly that you need a word stronger than throwing
Guy 1: *completely misses a soccer goal*
Guy 2: "Bro, you're literally Minhing"
Guy 1: nuh uh
Minhing by maximusthereal August 28, 2023