Everyday jobs of your average tweaker. Yes I said tweaker. There is just something about mething around smoking ice from my water pipe that tickles my fancy. Get the ball rolling on a new project and prepare to spend hours or days not finishing what you started. So hop on the ice pony and let the magic happen!
Chris: Cass, why are you mething around without me?
Cass: What? Um, I'm not mething around... I'm justholding it for you..
Chris: That's what she said.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.