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math is not mathing 

when something just doesn't add up.
Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

Hawk Mothing 

The consistent act of trying to get a threeso-- er, revive your dead wife.
Bro, will Gabriel have both Emilie AND Natalie. He's Hawk Mothing heavy...
Hawk Mothing by Consent Matters July 13, 2021

Mething Around 

Messing around while high on Crystal Meth.
The house became a disaster, from Dan & Jessica mething around.
Mething Around by Steadybeat August 8, 2020

mychingo 

An Audio Comment System for websites. It allows anyone with a microphone connected to their internet-enabled computer to click and leave a voice mail for the site owner.
Hey, be sure to leave me some voice mail using our mychingo audio comment system.
mychingo by Michael B July 5, 2006

math ain't mathing

When something simply does not add up.
He doesn't pay his rent but he's Venmo requesting me for the round he bought last night... the math ain't mathing.

McThingy 

Of or pertaining to an Irish man's abnormally small penis. Usually a Leprechauns
Hey Steve doesn't that guy in the green have a McThingy?

LET THE WIND BLOW THROUGH MY MCTHINGY!!!
McThingy by OG x Commando October 20, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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