Missionite 

A person that comes to a san clemente beach from the inland city of mission viejo. They can be identified by bringing their duffel bag, wearing a wife beater and having bleached hair. They usually bring a POS bodyboard or skimboard.

This fucking missionite dropped in on me with his junk dragger.

Missionite by The REAL SC April 11, 2011

Missinterhear 

Missinterhearing is when someone says something and you don't quite hear what they have said, but instead of asking them to repeat it you respond with what you think you have heard. Old people are known to do this frequently.

Housemate A: It's three days till we get internet!
Housemate B: WHAT? Did you just say that there are three days till we get INTIMATE? What the hell!!!
Housemate A: Dude, you totally missinterheard me.

Person A: Tonight I'm going to wear my sluttishly high heels...
Person B: What on earth are Cottage Pie Heels??

Missinterhear by iloveonionsoupandcroutons September 25, 2010

missioning 

To go on a mini-expedition. This might involve negotiating treacherous terrain, having strange adventures and meeting random people. It will definitely involve having an amazing time...

I had the most amazing day missioning
Let's go missioning again really soon

missioning by SE Shell September 19, 2009

Missioning 

Using the public transit to go someone's house/to an event

"Hey are you guys going to Franny's?"
"Yeee, bro. We're missioning it there."
"Seriously?"
"Shelay"

Missioning by Gina Un-Failure June 22, 2009

missioning 

To be totally focused on one goal whilst under the infuence of narcotics, to the possible detriment of personal health, social standing and other shit.

"Nah, leave him be, he's missioning for some Rizla and won't be back for ages."

missioning by Drakien March 6, 2003

missinterest 

When you think that you're interested but you really are not interested. Thinking about doing an action at first, then not accomplishing it, due to the lack of interest in it. You are interested at first. But when you look and dive deeper into it. You really don't give a single F. Most likely is due to the lack of knowledge, which means you'll lose any interest in no time. Other possibility is getting involved into one thing and never get to do it, and leave it after a little to no time.

Alex: I am hosting an event in LA, you want to join?
Allen: Oh Yes! Sure! *Doesn't bother to ask*

Alex in the day of the event *Calls Allen*: Where are you bro?
Allen: I think I don't fit into it, to be honest. Sorry.
Alex: You could have just told me that it was a missinterest.

missinterest by Eternity9490 June 30, 2020

Missionista 

1. A militant religious missionary who will stop at nothing to invade your space and prove that his religion is right and your beliefs are wrong.

2. Any missionary that is rude and starts arguments instead of sharing ideas.

Person 1: You are going to hell for not believing the same as we believe; any intelligent person should be able to understand this.

Person 2: Hey man, don't be such a missionista!

Missionista by vududady January 27, 2012