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Missinterhear 

Missinterhearing is when someone says something and you don't quite hear what they have said, but instead of asking them to repeat it you respond with what you think you have heard. Old people are known to do this frequently.
Housemate A: It's three days till we get internet!
Housemate B: WHAT? Did you just say that there are three days till we get INTIMATE? What the hell!!!
Housemate A: Dude, you totally missinterheard me.

Person A: Tonight I'm going to wear my sluttishly high heels...
Person B: What on earth are Cottage Pie Heels??

Missisipi sucker 

This is a sexual act usually performed by a woman. The woman takes a straw from a juice box and plunges it into the urethera of the male and begins to suck out the urine.
That kinky bitch gave me a missisipi sucker

Missingness 

How much I miss a girl on a scale of 1 to 10
My Missingness of Kendra is a 4.5
Missingness by Metalhead151699 March 21, 2010

MissiSipCumFromAPickleJar 

The correct name for the southern state of Mississippi where Incest is so prevalent that Ancestry and Eharmony areverybody the same thing.
You can have Incest in MissiSipCumFromAPickleJar

missinterest 

When you think that you're interested but you really are not interested. Thinking about doing an action at first, then not accomplishing it, due to the lack of interest in it. You are interested at first. But when you look and dive deeper into it. You really don't give a single F. Most likely is due to the lack of knowledge, which means you'll lose any interest in no time. Other possibility is getting involved into one thing and never get to do it, and leave it after a little to no time.
Alex: I am hosting an event in LA, you want to join?
Allen: Oh Yes! Sure! *Doesn't bother to ask*

Alex in the day of the event *Calls Allen*: Where are you bro?
Allen: I think I don't fit into it, to be honest. Sorry.
Alex: You could have just told me that it was a missinterest.
missinterest by Eternity9490 June 30, 2020

missisipi mudpie 

When a man shits inside a womans mouth and then receives oral sex
Oh wow,jenny gave me a great missisipi mudpie yesterday!
missisipi mudpie by Cuntbag29 March 4, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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