Missionista

1. A militant religious missionary who will stop at nothing to invade your space and prove that his religion is right and your beliefs are wrong.

2. Any missionary that is rude and starts arguments instead of sharing ideas.

Person 1: You are going to hell for not believing the same as we believe; any intelligent person should be able to understand this.

Person 2: Hey man, don't be such a missionista!

by vududady January 27, 2012

Missionite

A person that comes to a san clemente beach from the inland city of mission viejo. They can be identified by bringing their duffel bag, wearing a wife beater and having bleached hair. They usually bring a POS bodyboard or skimboard.

This fucking missionite dropped in on me with his junk dragger.

by The REAL SC April 11, 2011

missionish

Mis•sion•ish, noun: a missionish carries the meaning and power of a Mission and is blended with a pinch of lightheartedness and is grounded in laughter.

It’s time to help our brethren in Africa. The time for this missionish is now.

by atechnologist November 18, 2020

missionissoring

missionary + scissoring sex positions combined. most commonly practiced by two people with vaginas.

My girlfriend and I were in the missionissoring position all night long, spraying and cumming. It was so good, I want to do it again.

by Mars Bars N Stars April 7, 2021