ixplicatives

The tongue tied or redneck pronunciation for "expletives."
Boy! I am trying to stop swearing! Don't make me start using ixplicatives!
by vududady April 05, 2012
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catastructive

A contraction for catastrophic destruction. An event so unimaginably disastrous that no single word describes it. An end of the world as we know it scenario.
The major breach exercise we are doing this year is profoundly catastructive; I hope we never face it for real!
by vududady August 19, 2017
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Stipify

When a guy in a wheel chair is trying to make a profound point.
Let me stipify you that this shit don't work!
by vududady November 09, 2011
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Stipify

To boldly proclaim without adequate knowledge or proper English. When a guy in a wheel chair rises up and tries to make a profound point.
Let me stipify you that this shit ain't workin'!
by vududady November 09, 2011
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Dosomethingism

1. A mental disorder characterized by the compulsive urge to do or change something, even though everything is going just fine.

2. The deranged mental state induced by the concept or belief that change for the sake of change is good.
Example 1:
Person 1: Kenneth left the message board; now what should we do with his private forums and groups he created?
Person 2: Lets make them all public and reorganize them in a different way. Maybe we should split them up between different forums.
Person 3: You are both crazy and suffering from dosomethingism! Those forums were fine before and are fine now! Leave them alone!

Example 2:
Person 1: The network ranges at our various sites are non-sequential. We need to re-IP our entire network so that there are no empty network ranges in between the segments.
Person 2: Are you crazy? Do you know how much downtime that could cause? You must be suffering from dosomethingism and you are probably a Democrat! Go see a shrink!
by vududady December 28, 2011
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Clintoned

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.
The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.
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Tarditecture

1) Any type of architecture (physical, network, software, or otherwise) that lacks quality in design, creation, or implementation.

2) Architecture done by absolute retards who somehow have a job doing sophisticated things.

3) A contraction of the words retard and architecture.
Person 1: Man! Did you see how bad that network design is?

Person 2: Yeah! That is tarditecture at its best!
by vududady January 17, 2012
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