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Missinterhear 

Missinterhearing is when someone says something and you don't quite hear what they have said, but instead of asking them to repeat it you respond with what you think you have heard. Old people are known to do this frequently.
Housemate A: It's three days till we get internet!
Housemate B: WHAT? Did you just say that there are three days till we get INTIMATE? What the hell!!!
Housemate A: Dude, you totally missinterheard me.

Person A: Tonight I'm going to wear my sluttishly high heels...
Person B: What on earth are Cottage Pie Heels??

Missingness 

My Missingness of Kendra is a 4.5
Missingness by Metalhead151699 March 21, 2010

side missioned 

Being dicked in missionary while booty bouncing over one’s pelvic region with maximum efficiency
Markus: “Aye bro what do you like to do for fun”
Dom: “I like to be side missioned by BOYS”
side missioned by UncleMawkus August 28, 2021

missinterest 

When you think that you're interested but you really are not interested. Thinking about doing an action at first, then not accomplishing it, due to the lack of interest in it. You are interested at first. But when you look and dive deeper into it. You really don't give a single F. Most likely is due to the lack of knowledge, which means you'll lose any interest in no time. Other possibility is getting involved into one thing and never get to do it, and leave it after a little to no time.
Alex: I am hosting an event in LA, you want to join?
Allen: Oh Yes! Sure! *Doesn't bother to ask*

Alex in the day of the event *Calls Allen*: Where are you bro?
Allen: I think I don't fit into it, to be honest. Sorry.
Alex: You could have just told me that it was a missinterest.
missinterest by Eternity9490 June 30, 2020

Missionelle 

Missionelle is an AMAZING friend. She is so funny and smart, and is usually artistic. She's been called down to Earth for a purpose, and people think she's a bit irritating, but once you get to know her, you'll find out you're lucky to have met her.
Dude 1: Did you see Missionelle today?

Dude 2: Yeah, she looked so greeaaaattttt
Missionelle by DEdeArMOO August 10, 2022

missionette 

A female Mormon missionary. Known formally as Sister Missionaries. Missionettes are typically homely Mormon girls who were not married off by the ripe old age of 21. "Return Missionette" or RM status greatly improves one's marriage prospects.
"Don't answer the door! The Missionettes are heading up the walk."
missionette by YYY Delilah September 24, 2008