Missinterhearing is when someone says something and you don't quite hear what they have said, but instead of asking them to repeat it you respond with what you think you have heard. Old people are known to do this frequently.
Housemate A: It's three days till we get internet!
Housemate B: WHAT? Did you just say that there are three days till we get INTIMATE? What the hell!!!
Housemate A: Dude, you totally missinterheard me.
Person A: Tonight I'm going to wear my sluttishly high heels...
Person B: What on earth are Cottage Pie Heels??
When you think that you're interested but you really are not interested. Thinking about doing an action at first, then not accomplishing it, due to the lack of interest in it. You are interested at first. But when you look and dive deeper into it. You really don't give a single F. Most likely is due to the lack of knowledge, which means you'll lose any interest in no time. Other possibility is getting involved into one thing and never get to do it, and leave it after a little to no time.
Alex: I am hosting an event in LA, you want to join?
Allen: Oh Yes! Sure! *Doesn't bother to ask*
Alex in the day of the event *Calls Allen*: Where are you bro?
Allen: I think I don't fit into it, to be honest. Sorry.
Alex: You could have just told me that it was a missinterest.
Missionelle is an AMAZING friend. She is so funny and smart, and is usually artistic. She's been called down to Earth for a purpose, and people think she's a bit irritating, but once you get to know her, you'll find out you're lucky to have met her.
A female Mormon missionary. Known formally as Sister Missionaries. Missionettes are typically homely Mormon girls who were not married off by the ripe old age of 21. "Return Missionette" or RM status greatly improves one's marriage prospects.
"Don't answer the door! The Missionettes are heading up the walk."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.