mispoke

when you intend to poke someone but miss

Lizzy tried to poke Adam but she mispoke.

by Parco Molo November 13, 2013

Mispoke

Another word the dems use for lying, in their alternate reality world.

Sleepy Joe mispoke again.
We mispoke when we said those were peaceful protests

by Cootch September 9, 2020

misspoke

Clinton-speak. A euphemism used when you have lied and get caught out.

Derived from usage by ex President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary, who have both been caught out lying.

1. Reporter: "Mrs Clinton, in order to look tough and courageous, you claimed you entered Bosnia under sniper fire, but there is film of you stepping off a plane and being greeted by a welcoming party - no gunfire anywhere."

Hillary: "I admit I may have misspoke."

2. Bill: "I did not have sex with that woman!"

Monica Lewinsky: "I gave the President blow-jobs in the Oval Office, and he stuck cigars up my vagina and masterbated me with them."

Bill: "It wasn't sex, but I admit I did a little Miss poke."

Reporter: "And what about Jennifer Flowers?"

Bill: "Well, I thought her cunt was vase so I stuck my stalk into it. That wasn't sex - it was just ikebana."

by Wrong-side-of-the-tracks October 4, 2008

misspoke

To tell a blatant lie. Coined by Hillary Clinton - Hillary Clinton has insisted that she simply "misspoke" when she claimed she landed in Bosnia under sniper fire 12 years ago. However, Mrs Clinton says she simply made a mistake due to sleep deprivation, which "proves I'm human".

Wife : You motherfucker !! How dare you call my mother a ugly money grabbing back stabbing bad tempered fat old whore ??

Husband : I'm sorry my darling. I simply misspoke.

by JamesC1976 March 26, 2008

I misspoke

I lied or just made it up on the spot.

When I said that I landed under sniper fire,I misspoke.

by creed9 February 11, 2010

play the misspoke card

to say that you "misspoke" something, to get off easy for saying something stupid, false, or offensive.

example of how to play the misspoke card.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...

Palin later on:I misspoke.

by kirbyman1 November 28, 2010

Mistoke

Another form of the word mistake. Why would you mistaken something when you can mistoke it? Mistoke is the most common way for stoners/retards to say mistaken.

Unless I mistoke Bret to be Brett, but whatever.

by Jew baggle September 14, 2010