Miserati 

1. A class of people who cherished values are misery, paranoia, self-loathing, low-self esteem, emotionalism, self-centeredness, and negative projection.

2. Any group of people that appears to value chaos, confusion and misery.

First of all, Mike is part of the contaminati and his comment section attracts purified miserati.

Miserati by Youth October 4, 2021

rich maserati 

Rich Maserati is an American rapper from Detroit, Michigan best known for his debut single "For My Guap".

"Did you hear (Rich Maserati's) new song "For My Guap"

rich maserati by Formyguap April 18, 2018

Maserati

An Italian luxury car brand founded by Alfieri Maserati on December 1, 1914, in Bologna, Italy. With an easily recognizable trident as their logo, Maserati is highly revered as one of the best luxury car brands in the world.

"My Maserati does 185.
I lost my license, now I don't drive."
- Joe Walsh, "Life's Been Good"

Maserati by BeatleKid96 April 8, 2015

rich maserati 

Rich Maserati is an American rapper from Detroit, Michigan best known for his debut single "For My Guap".

"Did you hear (Rich Maserati's) new song "For My Guap"

rich maserati by Formyguap April 18, 2018

Maserati Problem 

A Maserati Problem is the kind of problem or issue that your startup company will, presumably, experience some day.

"Some day" being when you're making millions of dollars in revenue, you have 100 employees, and you're driving around in a Maserati.

Calling something a Maserati Problem, then, is akin to saying you probably shouldn't be worrying about it if your closed beta is still 2 months from launching.

Person 1: "What kind of budget do you think we should set for miscellaneous pen and pencil supplies in our supply cabinet, given that a certain number of employees will steal a given amount per month?"

Person 2: "Uh, I think that's a bit of a Maserati Problem."

Maserati Problem by briantechatl April 21, 2009

Maserati

A beautiful but high maintenance woman

"He always complains about his girlfriends."

"Of course, he only dates Maseratis."

Maserati by Toronto girl July 2, 2012

Maserati Hottie 

A very attractive female with a lot of money and/or expensive accessories.

That hot girl over there with the Chanel purse is a Maserati Hottie.

Maserati Hottie by The_Real_Deal_EZ_E November 17, 2010