Mintsturbation

When you use mint toothpaste as lube when masturbating.

"Mintsturbation is obscene, and recommended by 8 out of 9 dentists."

Mintsturbation by CreepyPastaSalad June 27, 2014

criminal mindsturbating

Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.

Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.

criminal mindsturbating by katiedahmer February 22, 2011

micsturbation 

when between 3 and 82 drinks are combined

im making some micsturbation over here

micsturbation by apples219 June 3, 2019

mindsturbation 

To masturbate to someone using your mind, not your hands.

That girl in the subway was just asking for serious mindsturbation. Too bad I'm wearing sweatpants.

mindsturbation by orospu March 5, 2006

Mindsterbation 

When your mind is only focused on having sex with a hot celebrity and your girlfriend, to where absolutely nothing can break you from your sexual daydream.

Billy: Dude what's wrong with Hunter?

John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.

Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?

John: Yup.

Mindsterbation by A pro mindsterbator August 11, 2010

Mansturbation 

To act manly, purely to sate one's own need for masculinity.

For Jack, spending so much time on his car was purely Mansturbation.

Mansturbation by NotFromWroxall April 6, 2015

Mindsturbation 

Mindsturbation is a combination of motivation and temporary mental stimulation.

She attended the concert to fulfill her mindsturbation habit.

Mindsturbation by The Chief Activator LC July 26, 2012