Mintsturbation

When you use mint toothpaste as lube when masturbating.

"Mintsturbation is obscene, and recommended by 8 out of 9 dentists."

by CreepyPastaSalad June 27, 2014

criminal mindsturbating

Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.

Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.

by katiedahmer February 22, 2011

micsturbation

when between 3 and 82 drinks are combined

im making some micsturbation over here

by apples219 June 3, 2019

mindsturbation

To masturbate to someone using your mind, not your hands.

That girl in the subway was just asking for serious mindsturbation. Too bad I'm wearing sweatpants.

by orospu March 5, 2006

Mindsterbation

When your mind is only focused on having sex with a hot celebrity and your girlfriend, to where absolutely nothing can break you from your sexual daydream.

Billy: Dude what's wrong with Hunter?

John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.

Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?

John: Yup.

by A pro mindsterbator August 11, 2010

Mansturbation

To act manly, purely to sate one's own need for masculinity.

For Jack, spending so much time on his car was purely Mansturbation.

by NotFromWroxall April 6, 2015

Mindsturbation

Mindsturbation is a combination of motivation and temporary mental stimulation.

She attended the concert to fulfill her mindsturbation habit.

by The Chief Activator LC July 26, 2012