When your mind is only focused on having sex with a hot celebrity and your girlfriend, to where absolutely nothing can break you from your sexual daydream.
Billy: Dude what's wrong with Hunter?
John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.
Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?
John: Yup.
John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.
Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?
John: Yup.
by A pro mindsterbator August 11, 2010
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Joe: I have been fucking with my mind, with all this arithmetic and alcohol
Harry: Yeah dude I guess mindsterbation of a higher form
Harry: Yeah dude I guess mindsterbation of a higher form
by Maverickan September 5, 2012
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Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.
Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.
by katiedahmer February 22, 2011
Get the criminal mindsturbating mug.1. The act of masturbating under another's bed/ in their closet then scaring them.
2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).
3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.
2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).
3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.
1. Charlie pranked his roommate Doug by way of monsterbation but felt embarrassed when he realized that he had scared Doug's girlfriend.
2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.
3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.
2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.
3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.
by m.fucci November 5, 2009
Get the Monsterbation mug.Max decided to experiment with monsterbation, but the noise made his mom come to his room, and discover what he was doing.
by Maudlin La An April 1, 2010
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Friend 2- Sorry, I was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.
Friend 1- You're pathetic.
Friend 2- Sorry, I was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.
Friend 1- You're pathetic.
by Jack Hambit April 2, 2011
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