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Mindsturbation 

Mindsturbation is a combination of motivation and temporary mental stimulation.
She attended the concert to fulfill her mindsturbation habit.

Mindsturbation 

The act of using one’s mind or memories to expedite the process of sexual stimulation; hands-free self-pleasure that stems solely from thoughts
My WiFi was down, and she was hot to trot and on her way;

so I went full Mindsturbation,

and my brain got me HORNY!
Mindsturbation by BenHeart June 21, 2018

criminal mindsturbating

Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.
Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.

Madsturbation 

The act of masturbating to vent anger. Usually practiced by teens who listen to Slipknot or Korn.
Madsturbation is widely frowned upon by the public, but it is a great way for weird kids to channel their hatred at their penises!
Madsturbation by Dillypoo November 3, 2009

micsturbation 

when between 3 and 82 drinks are combined
im making some micsturbation over here
micsturbation by apples219 June 3, 2019

Mindsterbating 

The act of masterbating without using any masterbatory aids such as pronography.
Friend 1- Why didnt you answer your phone?

Friend 2- Sorry, I was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.

Friend 1- You're pathetic.
Mindsterbating by Jack Hambit April 2, 2011
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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