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Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

Poonus Minimus 

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone
Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus
Poonus Minimus by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Clitoris Minimus 

A microsized penis only found on a very few individuals of the Indian subcontinent. Many go on to become practicing dentists. It may also be found on the head region, in which it will be hidden by a overgrowth of hair.
Hey man, I like your haircu...hold up. Is that a clitoris minimus?
Clitoris Minimus by StienMD July 5, 2009

barbemous minimus 

The technical term for declaring a truce in a battle of barbs or wit.
They no longer traded bards, preferring instead to declare barbemous minimus.
barbemous minimus by McRuleBreaker November 17, 2011

Minissimo 

Minissimo is Massimo Grassotti's son because he is basically just a little blonde copy of Massimo. He has a cute little blonday mowhalk and is supah sporty.

... and he likes girls.

... a lot.
motti grassotti minissimo bitchez
Minissimo by italiangirl275 June 18, 2011
Acting like a "minimus" is code for asking either personal or irritating questions to other posters on a DB while seldom ever giving your own opinion or personal information.
A Minimus question: "Would YOU Ever Have Sex With Your Best Friend's Girlfriend?"......The DB response might be, "YOU tell us first and stop asking "Minimus" questions!"
minimus by Minimus#1 April 18, 2006