4 definitions by Nanizzle

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The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone
David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus
by Nanizzle July 10, 2008
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A person who gets the least poon out of everyone
Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus
by Nanizzle July 10, 2008
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A rating that is in between hot and average.
Carla wasnt looking bad last night. I wouldnt say she is average or hot. She's hoverage
by Nanizzle February 28, 2009
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The amount of different females a person has had sex with
Michael had sex with two girls on his first time ever. He has now been two times platinum
by Nanizzle July 10, 2008
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