4 definitions by Nanizzle

Poonus Minimus

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

by Nanizzle July 11, 2008

Poonus Maximus

The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone

David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus

by Nanizzle July 11, 2008

Hoverage

A rating that is in between hot and average.

Carla wasnt looking bad last night. I wouldnt say she is average or hot. She's hoverage

by Nanizzle March 1, 2009

platinum

The amount of different females a person has had sex with

Michael had sex with two girls on his first time ever. He has now been two times platinum

by Nanizzle July 11, 2008