Poonus Minimus

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

by Nanizzle July 01, 2008

platinum

The amount of different females a person has had sex with

Michael had sex with two girls on his first time ever. He has now been two times platinum

by Nanizzle July 01, 2008

Poonus Maximus

The status or name given to a person who poons the most bitches out of everyone

David just had sex with 7 bitches, he is now known as Poonus Maximus

by Nanizzle July 01, 2008

Hoverage

A rating that is in between hot and average.

Carla wasnt looking bad last night. I wouldnt say she is average or hot. She's hoverage

by Nanizzle March 01, 2009