minimus

Acting like a "minimus" is code for asking either personal or irritating questions to other posters on a DB while seldom ever giving your own opinion or personal information.

A Minimus question: "Would YOU Ever Have Sex With Your Best Friend's Girlfriend?"......The DB response might be, "YOU tell us first and stop asking "Minimus" questions!"

by Minimus#1 March 22, 2006

minimus

Minimus, getting a blast of a warm, creamy substance down your throat.

Somebody, pass the tissues, I've just had a minimus off Joe...

by Baron January 08, 2005

Minimus

Bands formed in the Crewe and Nantwich region.

as in: "Minimus Chimp"

by Melvin Slut January 08, 2005

Minimus

To fall down those big steps you tend to see infront of librarys.

"Oh bugger, i've pulled a minimus"

"Minimus Chimp? www.minimuschimp.tk? allright then...)"

by Melvin Slut January 08, 2005

Minimus

Ironed shirts, in the 1930's.

"Minimus Chimp dear?" "Oh, yes please"

by Melvin Slut January 09, 2005

Poonus Minimus

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

by Nanizzle July 11, 2008

Clitoris Minimus

A microsized penis only found on a very few individuals of the Indian subcontinent. Many go on to become practicing dentists. It may also be found on the head region, in which it will be hidden by a overgrowth of hair.

Hey man, I like your haircu...hold up. Is that a clitoris minimus?

by StienMD July 06, 2009