minimus

Acting like a "minimus" is code for asking either personal or irritating questions to other posters on a DB while seldom ever giving your own opinion or personal information.

A Minimus question: "Would YOU Ever Have Sex With Your Best Friend's Girlfriend?"......The DB response might be, "YOU tell us first and stop asking "Minimus" questions!"

by Minimus#1 April 18, 2006

Minimus

Bands formed in the Crewe and Nantwich region.

as in: "Minimus Chimp"

by Melvin Slut January 8, 2005

Minimus

To fall down those big steps you tend to see infront of librarys.

"Oh bugger, i've pulled a minimus"

"Minimus Chimp? www.minimuschimp.tk? allright then...)"

by Melvin Slut January 8, 2005

Minimus

Ironed shirts, in the 1930's.

"Minimus Chimp dear?" "Oh, yes please"

by Melvin Slut January 9, 2005

minimus

Minimus, getting a blast of a warm, creamy substance down your throat.

Somebody, pass the tissues, I've just had a minimus off Joe...

by Baron January 8, 2005

minimus maximus

A sexual maneuver involving sticking your little finger (which is known as the minimus) into your partners anus and fingering them furiously, until you injure or break your little finger. This is when you've reached the maximum fingering your little finger can do.

Guy 1: Dude, the minimus maximus DESTROYED my finger
Guy 2: Then why do you keep doing it?
Guy 1: 'Cause it keeps the lady happy, boi.

by TDOUD June 15, 2017

Minimus Puer syndrome

A person with MPS (Minimus Puer syndrome) often misdiagnose themselves with ADHD or Anxiety as they have no capabilities to reflect on themselves or be emotionally mature enough to realise that they're actions were incorrect.
A person with MPS is typically quite selfish, often victimizes themselves unintentionally or intentionally; they find difficulty focusing and often lack a work ethic. Many people with MPS are also diagnosed with Dyscalcula.

"I think that Anna has Minimus Puer Syndrome: she's quite selfish, and always victimises herself; She can't take accountability for her own actions when she is very clearly in the wrong, and she knows it. Have you seen the way she turned the friend group against me?"

by attenyab April 4, 2024