Minim 

An experienced, calm, professional and talented person. They handle humour really well and have a sense of working with a calm attitude. They avoid messy situations and stick to their own purpose. Also have intriguing artistic skills often attached with humour. They cannot deal with very serious conversations. Overall, they are wise and funny.

An intelligent person can get out of a mess, but a wise person avoids it.

Damn what a Minim.

Minim by TRS Vedu November 24, 2021

Green Minim

When you’d rather be watching Shrek than doing your music homework

I can’t be bothered anymore, let’s just green minim for a while.

Green Minim by Shrekand3ona May 11, 2020

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!

While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011

Mini-mirage 

It's that thing when you think you see a parking spot but it turns out to be a Mini Cooper. Close cousin of the Fiat-figment.

Guy parking:
"OOH OOH OOH there's one...right..there..DAMMIT! Mini-mirage."

Mini-mirage by pantstore March 29, 2015

Mindmate 

A person with whom you are able to connect on a philosophical and intellectual level.

For example,
Describe a person as...

She's my mindmate.
He's my mindmate.

Mindmate by Viren Oswall August 22, 2018

Mini-fridged 

Another word meaning you just got your ass kicked.

Based off of a old Bud-light commercial where a robot competition was taking place. The contester with a bad ass lookin’ robot goes up against a mini fridge on wheels... The guys try to grab the beer inside the mini fridge then, WHAM! A hugh jass hammer comes out from behind the mini fridge and absolutely destroys the contestants robot.

Person 1: Damn... you just mini-fridged them in that uno game
Person 2: haha get rekt

Mini-fridged by Grass grows, birds fly... May 7, 2021

MINIMIND 

MINIMIND - I KNOW it's not normal, to get real brain damage from an attack from behind, but, I still come up with creative ideas - THAT'S the main thing.

I'll get my MINIMIND working on this new job, I should come up with a few ideas before the Sun goes down.

MINIMIND by FABARM October 25, 2018