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Milliclit 

A unit of measurement delineating the distance from the top of the beer pour to the top of the glass (foam excluded). Measured with the serrated edge of a butter knife.
John ordered a pint of beer that had really no foam, but was about 3-5 millimeters from the top. “Excuse me miss. You cheated me out of 3-5 milliclits of beer. Can you please top this off.”
Milliclit by anonymous January 31, 2023
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Millishit 

Millishit, in the metric system denoting a factor of one thousandth of a shit. If you give a shit, it means you care about something. If you don't give a shit, it means you don't care. So a millishit means you REALLY don't care.
Did you hear that Madonna won a Golden Globe?

The amount I care could be measured in millishits.
Millishit by dangerwilrobinson January 31, 2012

Millicent 

The name of the most amazing girl that you'll ever meet. With her, you get everything. A mixture of both beauty and an amazing personality, something rare to find nowadays. Someone that's kind and caring, smart, funny, good sense of humor, fun and easy to be around, mysterious in some ways, shy yet outgoing, sometimes dorky, etc. It's not hard at all to fall in love with this girl, both as a friend and a lover. When you hold her hand or wrap your arms around her, you'll never want to let go. She is a blessing in the lives of all those that are privileged to have her in their life. She makes you do things that you've never done before. If you're lucky enough to have her, you should never let her go. She is just that amazing and should be cherished.
"Millicent? She's the sweetest and most beautiful girl in the world."
Millicent by WakaShakaWaka August 21, 2011

Millibitch 

The unit for measuring swag. One thousand millibitches, or one bitch, refers to the amount of swag required to coerce a hot chick into sleeping with you based solely on your swag. Hence, if you have one bitch of swag, you can get one bitch to sleep with you.
There were three girls at the bar tonight; fortunately, I have about three bitches worth of swag.

Person A: "So how much swag do you think he has?"
Person B: "I'd say about eight hundred millibitches."
Person A: "Wait, he got that hot chick's number. He must have an entire bitch's worth."
Millibitch by Pick Yer Poison December 3, 2011

millicringe 

noun. the increment by which awkwardness is amplified when in an elevator.
As the doors slid closed, entrapping me with that guy from the office party, my discomfort rose by a millicringe.
millicringe by knifewounds October 29, 2008

Millcity 

LoWeLL, MaSSaChUsEttS
Aka "dA MuRdaH MiLLs", iS a CiTy LoCaTeD NoRtH oF dA BeAn (BoStOn), KnOwN 4 iTz GhEttO AsS MiLLz, PrOjEcTz, ShOoTiNgs, StaBBiNgZ, TrEeS, EtC. (YaLL KnOw dA DeAL) N MaDe Up MoStLy oF PuErTo RiCaNs n CaMboDiAnS, BuT MoStLy PuErTo RiCaNs!
"HeLL NaH I AiNt FrOm WaK AsS LaWtOwN, iM FrOM MiLLCiTy!"
Millcity by SuMbOdY January 9, 2008

millicent 

A living thing that both likes bread and is a complete asshole. Usually in reference to a human but can pertain to other segments of the animal kingdom as well.
'Those French fucks are sure a millicent bunch'
'Pigeons in the park be actin' all millicent'
'Get out of my kitchen you millicent fuck!'
millicent by Woodmanhood June 13, 2013