Millishit 

Millishit, in the metric system denoting a factor of one thousandth of a shit. If you give a shit, it means you care about something. If you don't give a shit, it means you don't care. So a millishit means you REALLY don't care.

Did you hear that Madonna won a Golden Globe?

The amount I care could be measured in millishits.

Millishit by dangerwilrobinson January 31, 2012

Milshit

A whitish brown fungal substance similar to mildew. Milshit forms after water containing shit particles spills onto a surface and is not cleaned. Milshit takes 2-3 days to form and will usually result in a ruined carpet/wood floor. Most insurance companies do not cover milshit damage.

Person 1: Hey, did you happen to shit in the air conditioner this morning?
Person 2: Yes I did!
Person 1: Well it dripped down into the living room and onto the floor. You should clean it up before it milshits.

Milshit by the_afterman April 30, 2013

Mallshit 

Mall-shit can be used and interpreted a few different ways.
1. Girls under 18(sketch) usually used with the intention to insult.

2. Or in the case of actually being at the mall, any female shopping regardless of age.

keep in mind that everyone in their life is mallshit at one point.

1. "Sanchez, you are down with that mall-shit",,,,,or "whoa look over there at those girls...o wait never mind its just a bunch of mall-shit"

2. "o damn do you see that mall-shit in Baby Gap?! shes gotta a kid with her too!? Mall-Milf-shit"
"Dude.... that mallshit just ordered a happy meal fml"

Mallshit by DirtySanchezLG January 10, 2012

Millibitch 

The unit for measuring swag. One thousand millibitches, or one bitch, refers to the amount of swag required to coerce a hot chick into sleeping with you based solely on your swag. Hence, if you have one bitch of swag, you can get one bitch to sleep with you.

There were three girls at the bar tonight; fortunately, I have about three bitches worth of swag.

Person A: "So how much swag do you think he has?"
Person B: "I'd say about eight hundred millibitches."
Person A: "Wait, he got that hot chick's number. He must have an entire bitch's worth."

Millibitch by Pick Yer Poison December 3, 2011

mullshit 

(Advanced term) When hair is clearly NOT a mullet.

Yer hangin' out at Del Taco and and yer friend says, "Look at that mull" and it's obviously not a mullet. You can now respond, "That's Mullshit man".

mullshit by Woodzi September 22, 2007

Milkshit Monday

An adjective to describe Monday, which doesn't necessarily withhold a negative connotation, yet is perceived to directly translate to the feeling you get on Monday, on any day of the week. Could also be used to describe how you're feeling on a booty-ass shitty day

Dude I totally feel like milkshit Monday up in hurr

Oh shit today's milkshit mothafuckin Monday isn't it Spock

You don't go ass to mouflon!!!!

Milkshit Monday by THEGOGNAHT April 30, 2011

Minishit 

A mini shithead who nobody likes and will never have any friends because they were a fuckling when they were born and they're still a fuckling now.

"Wow, Caleigh is such a minishit. I can't believe that fuckling. I want to shove her fucking head in the fucking toilet and push down the fucking lever."

Minishit by Kishkapah January 1, 2009