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Mildread 

a sex position in which the male eats the female out while the female is eating a chocolate covered banana with sprinkles on it. This is usually done by people who live in Usbekistan, Malaysia, Tomor-lest, Yemen, Czech- republic, Scandanavia and Germany.
Heyy Marys boy gave a mildread last night.
Mildread by lampost300000 April 19, 2009
Words you can keep
Mom I'd Like to Do Repeatedly Every Day. This term was coined before the August 08 Refresh meeting in Miami, Florida when two expert web technologists spotted a hot mom with her young child.
Abe: "Do you think they're gonna talk about Web 2.0 tonight?"

Todd: "Whoah! Check out that MILDRED! Uh, yeah, and probably social networking too."

Abe: "MILDRED is perfect! MILF just does not fully describe her! I hate MySpace"
MILDRED by Todd, friend of Abe January 19, 2009
Means Gentle Strength. Referring to the powerful, yet gentle, magnetism this girl possesses. Far beyond her looks, something about her eyes, about her soul, draws you in like the ocean tide. Mildreds are kind and have a great sense of humor. They are smart and driven, pretty and witty, sassy yet classy. Shes an amazing friend to all, and her smile will warm your heart. Ever happy and contagiously so, she always makes you laugh. Mildred is pretty great, shes some sort of Wonderful, and nothing short of awesome. The kind of woman you feel lucky to be around, for 24hrs or for a year. The type of girl you would beg and steal and borrow for. If you are fortunate enough to meet a Mildred, dont be a tool. Give her your best, even if you look like a fool. Treat her with Love, Respect and Devotion. Sweet talk but dont intimidate her (RHCP). Soon she'll have you getting excited at the mere thought of her name (!!!). You'll be embracing her and spinning her 'round and 'round. Not caring if the freaks on Hollywood blvd are staring, or if some dickhead bouncer tells you to put her down. Because when she kissed your face, you felt that shit in your soul, and that time she took you to the beach eclipsed every time before. Because no matter who is opposed to it, getting to know her will be one of the most wonder-filled experiences of your life and, somehow, in your heart you know she is one of the greatest women you will ever meet.
1.

"Who is that?!"
"Oh, that there is Mildred(!!!)"

2.

"The girl who works returns is really sweet!"
"Yeah, shes gotta be a Mildred"
Mildred by elnaturl January 2, 2012

Mildred , Texas

What was originally established as a stop along the Brazos Valley Line railway due to the oil boom albeit shortly experienced evolved into the last stronghold in Navarro County for the rich white man to safely send his daughter to school free of the retches of diversity that's seen at Corsicana High School ( WAKANDA FO-EVUH )
Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard you were sending Cheyenne Ray over to the school in Mildred , Texas.

Francis Hicknboots - Well Bobby , I tell you... I'd rather not have interracial babies and a meth addicted daughter in my family. Gotta keep her safe from DEM BOYZ.

Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard that brother !! Hoo-ahh!!
The most gorgeous girl in the world! You can say the girl of ur dreams. She is sweet, patient and very caring and will never let you down. :) She's sexy, funny too, talkative and has the prettiest eyes. She's a keeper and a hottie.
That's my mildred ;)
mildred by ROKINDEF. June 24, 2010

George and Mildred 

A popular and fondly-remembered husband and wife comedy from the 1970s. It starred Yootha Joyce and Brian Murphy as a bickering couple living in suburban Hampton Wick in London. Mildred was an upwardly mobile, sex-mad and frustrated housewife; her chief annoyance and occupation in life was her husband George - a degenerate, working-class and proud of it layabout. Their chief disagreements were about sex (or lack of it), Mildred's attempts to climb up the social ladder and George's lack of work and his deliberate attempts not to do any. The programme ended with the untimely death of Yootha Joyce in 1980.
George and Mildred had a number of sharp one-liners and dialogue between the two protagonists:
GEORGE My back ain't what it used to be.
MILDRED Your fronts not what it used to be either!
George and Mildred by Jeffrey Fourmile September 11, 2008
A great friend that is trustworthy and loyal. She is kind and loving to all her friends. Makes friends fast; she's funny at times.
Guy 1- Mildred is so nice...
Guy 2- ya she is😍
Mildred by Panda lover 💋✌🏻️ September 30, 2016
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