Mikey Ice

A Mikey Ice likes selling fake vapes or giving them out for other types of payments

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by Please_don’t_test_me September 29, 2020

ice mike

(noun)Someone who uses frozen human feces, especially their own, for masturbation (female) or sodomy (male or female.)

That chick is a definite ice mike.

by IceManbbriyyan00534 August 30, 2008

Ice Mike

A former DJ who is now a wannabe marathon runner. Walks with the Mitway Limp and his idol is JohnnyO.

I was listening to Ice Mike from the 1980s wheels of steel while running the Chicago Marathon even though I have the Mitway Limp. JohnnyO was on the sidelines vigorously cheering me on.

by Denzel wendell March 8, 2019

Iced Mikey

Iced Mikey is when a the male partner shits in a condemn then freezes it. Once the condemn is forzen he inserts into his female partners vagina intill condemn is unforzen along with the contents of the condemn.

Damn, I iced mikey'd that kinky girl last night

by Asiram male June 24, 2009

Icey Mike

There's a few different "Icey Mikes", but one I've heard is where you take a shit, freeze it, and then when it's frozen a girl has sex with the frozen turd, just like a dildo.

That girl gave herself an Icey Mike, I'm never touching her again!

by Juggalo17 February 12, 2007

Icey Mike

1.When an icicle is used like a dildo.
2.When an icicle is stuck in the vagina or asshole unexpectedly.

1.The icey mike was fine for a minute, until my vagina became numb from the cold.
2.An icey mike in the ass, is a no-fail alarm clock.

by Popeye1921 May 14, 2015

Icey Mike

Filling a condom up with water, much in the same style as a water baloon, freezing it and then using it for insertion, either on ones self or on another.

"My girlfriend loves playing with ice cubes, so I made an icey mike to really get her going..."

by defonezers March 23, 2007