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Midtowns

Hey, you got any midtowns in stock?
by HZ July 14, 2002
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midtown uniform

Uniform sported by finance professionals aka business bro’s consisting of a button-down white or blue shirt, casual or dress pants and an enviably comfortable fleece vest by Columbia or Patagonia
- Chad Is really vibing in that midtown uniform
- He is such a crony. Wait till you work with him on the deck for our MD.
by Buck Dancer May 28, 2020
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Midtown Near Mint

This is the condition the vast majority of comics from Midtown Comics arrive in despite all new comics being labeled as "near mint." Midtown near mint comics almost always have signs of being hastily handled and poorly packaged evidenced by color breaking spine ticks, color rub on the back of the comics, small dings and bends and would be accurately graded as "very fine/near mint" at best.
Rather than change how they handle and package their comics to prevent this damage, Midtown has recently changed their return policy making it harder to get a full refund due to the high volume of complaints they have been receiving.
Seller claims the comic is "perfect" but the pictures show multiple small color breaking spine ticks and color rub on the back cover so it's obviously "Midtown near mint" at best.
by T La Ross May 25, 2019
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Midtown Booty Sizzle

When a chicks ass is hella overstuffed with juiciness and just to check the hotness you spit on it and the saliva actually sizzles and evaporates before a single drop hits the ground.
The twerk competition finalists are tied and the only way to settle this is the Midtown Booty Sizzle.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
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Midtown Clowns

Reside or claim to reside within the historic area of Westport, Kansas City, MO and surrounding neighborhoods. The ever-changing social circle of pseudo-hipsters who hate on anyone who isn't within earshot at the moment . Usually wear head-to-toe thrift store items much to their detriment. Smell distinctly of desperation tinged day old liquor intermingling with soured dreams. Any out of towner would be amused yet simultaneously aghast when inundated with their deluded self important bullshit. Literally walking, talking, puking contradictions of independent reason, thought, knowledge and accountability.
I'd go to the show tonight but I have feeling it will be crawling with Midtown Clowns, best not to stir up the herd.
by Nyukaah January 20, 2010
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Midtown

Midtown is infinitely better than Senses Fail because they actually write good music.
by Anton December 9, 2004
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midtown

un hip, fin
you haven't heard of melt bannanna? you're so totally midtown.
by dislocatedelbows May 25, 2003
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