Microjunk 

is a sarcastic way of saying that Microsoft's products are some times a Piece of Crap.

Hey Hunny look Microsoft came out with another operating system the other day..Now it has completely trashed my computer. Damned Microjunk.

Microjunk by Djangosama July 16, 2008

Microcunt 

(noun) :mykroe-kuhnt: - A small, difficult to penetrate, vagina. Usually the size pencil eraser.

John: Dude I banged this hot chick last night.

Thadeus: How'd it go broski?

John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.

Microcunt by Duke Banger February 24, 2011

microsuck

A deragotory way of referring to Microsoft; usualy used by people who use alternative operating systems such as GNU/Linux, BSD, or Mac OS X.

<tech support> So you're using Windows XP?
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.

microsuck by Peter October 28, 2004

Microcuck 

verb.

When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.

John: Wow! You are absolutely beautiful
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")

Bob has just been microcucked.

Microcuck by Buttercastle April 18, 2018

Microsuck

An insult to refer to Microsoft for their errors in console gaming ventures, such as the way the backwards compatibility in the x-box360 is flawed and has trouble working sometimes with what should have been easy games to incorporate into the system. Thus the angry response of "Damn you Microsuck!"
And possibly a "Dear ass faces letter"

Murphy:Dude whats wrong?
Ryan:Damn Microsuck and their stupid system!
Murphy:What?
Ryan:Okay if the game lags out during KOTR2 and I die at the START thats a fail on Microsuck.

Microsuck by Irish teddy bear April 6, 2009

microfuck 

A more suitable name for the company most widely known as Microsoft.

God damnit, microfuck just puked and froze everything. Now it's puking it's shit all over my desktop.

microfuck by j00dei-san sushi September 30, 2004

Micro$uckup

A tireless defender of Micro$oft and its products. Typically stays online 24/7 to rebut all criticism of the most holy of holies.

Jeez! Shista is a crawling P.O.S.!

What are you trying to say? You only HATE Microsoft for being successful!

What a Micro$uckup

Micro$uckup by evildave August 12, 2009