Microjunk
Hey Hunny look Microsoft came out with another operating system the other day..Now it has completely trashed my computer. Damned Microjunk.
Microjunk by Djangosama July 16, 2008
Words you can keep
Microcunt
John: Dude I banged this hot chick last night.
Thadeus: How'd it go broski?
John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.
Thadeus: How'd it go broski?
John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.
Microcunt by Duke Banger February 24, 2011
Related Words
Microjunk • microsuck • microfuck • microcuck • Microcunt • Micro$uckup • microcuntism • Microcuntistic • Microjang • microjerking
Microcuck
verb.
When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.
When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.
John: Wow! You are absolutely beautiful
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")
Bob has just been microcucked.
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")
Bob has just been microcucked.
Microcuck by Buttercastle April 18, 2018
Microsuck
An insult to refer to Microsoft for their errors in console gaming ventures, such as the way the backwards compatibility in the x-box360 is flawed and has trouble working sometimes with what should have been easy games to incorporate into the system. Thus the angry response of "Damn you Microsuck!"
And possibly a "Dear ass faces letter"
And possibly a "Dear ass faces letter"
Murphy:Dude whats wrong?
Ryan:Damn Microsuck and their stupid system!
Murphy:What?
Ryan:Okay if the game lags out during KOTR2 and I die at the START thats a fail on Microsuck.
Ryan:Damn Microsuck and their stupid system!
Murphy:What?
Ryan:Okay if the game lags out during KOTR2 and I die at the START thats a fail on Microsuck.
Microsuck by Irish teddy bear April 6, 2009
microfuck
God damnit, microfuck just puked and froze everything. Now it's puking it's shit all over my desktop.
microfuck by j00dei-san sushi September 30, 2004
Micro$uckup
A tireless defender of Micro$oft and its products. Typically stays online 24/7 to rebut all criticism of the most holy of holies.
Jeez! Shista is a crawling P.O.S.!
What are you trying to say? You only HATE Microsoft for being successful!
What a Micro$uckup
What are you trying to say? You only HATE Microsoft for being successful!
What a Micro$uckup
Micro$uckup by evildave August 12, 2009
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026