Microcuck 

verb.

When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.

John: Wow! You are absolutely beautiful
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")

Bob has just been microcucked.

Microcuck by Buttercastle April 18, 2018

microcuck 

A man who has a micro penis that can only obtain a girlfriend by being a cuck.

Friend 1: He is always whining about how he can not obtain a girlfriend
Friend 2: Brandon may be a microcuck

microcuck by J. Joker January 23, 2017

microdick 

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

microdick by Gollum May 24, 2006

microdick 

To have a very small penis

Jake paul has a microdick

microdick by Babadehoogas February 4, 2018

Microcunt 

(noun) :mykroe-kuhnt: - A small, difficult to penetrate, vagina. Usually the size pencil eraser.

John: Dude I banged this hot chick last night.

Thadeus: How'd it go broski?

John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.

Microcunt by Duke Banger February 24, 2011

microsuck

A deragotory way of referring to Microsoft; usualy used by people who use alternative operating systems such as GNU/Linux, BSD, or Mac OS X.

<tech support> So you're using Windows XP?
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.

microsuck by Peter October 28, 2004

Microjunk 

is a sarcastic way of saying that Microsoft's products are some times a Piece of Crap.

Hey Hunny look Microsoft came out with another operating system the other day..Now it has completely trashed my computer. Damned Microjunk.

Microjunk by Djangosama July 16, 2008