evildave's definitions

goat boy

One of the best skits from the greatest comedian to have ever lived.

Goat boy is here to please you, tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed bag.

by EvilDave April 15, 2004

Scottish Restaurant

McDonald's.

Also Scottish Food, Scottish Cuisine.

If I eat at the Scottish Restaurant again, I'll get McSick!

by evildave August 20, 2011

trump voter

This is the new 'politically correct' replacement for 'retard' that we have all been waiting for!

Yeah, *congratulations*, Trump Voter! You placed second in the Special Olympics!

by evildave March 20, 2017

McStuff

The legendary goop from which all McDonald's menu items are derived. Chilled and pooped out of machine into a cup, it's a shake. Baked in an oven, it's a bun. Grilled, it's a burger. Molded different ways and fried, it's french fries, chicken nuggets, onion rings, etc.

Generally anything that comes from a McDonald's restaurant.

Also anything that's cheap, abundant, undesirable and valueless.

The McStuff... it is... ALIVE!

by evildave August 26, 2010

Jim Henson's Disease

Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.

Go home and rest. We don't need anyone dying of Jim Henson's Disease here!

by evildave January 23, 2011

Wowser

A religious freak. Typically the sort that wants to ban fun in all forms.

Wacky web witnessing wowsers were warring with whoopee wherever we went.

by evildave September 1, 2009

zoop

A combination of 'zoom' + 'swoop', or performing some ambiguous animation sequence within a user interface to switch from one mode to another.

When he clicks on that, zoop in the other interface.

by evildave September 26, 2012