Wowser

A religious freak. Typically the sort that wants to ban fun in all forms.
Wacky web witnessing wowsers were warring with whoopee wherever we went.
by evildave September 01, 2009
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zoop

A combination of 'zoom' + 'swoop', or performing some ambiguous animation sequence within a user interface to switch from one mode to another.
When he clicks on that, zoop in the other interface.
by evildave September 26, 2012
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goat boy

One of the best skits from the greatest comedian to have ever lived.
Goat boy is here to please you, tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed bag.
by EvilDave April 15, 2004
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lamb

A genius trip-hop / electronic duo from Manchester. If you have any interest in electronic music you have to hear Lamb.
checkout this new Lamb album
by EvilDave April 15, 2004
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Micro$uckup

A tireless defender of Micro$oft and its products. Typically stays online 24/7 to rebut all criticism of the most holy of holies.
Jeez! Shista is a crawling P.O.S.!

What are you trying to say? You only HATE Microsoft for being successful!

What a Micro$uckup
by evildave August 12, 2009
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Starbucks Crack Baby

People, usually very young, who MUST have Starbucks (or similar sugary, caffeine-loaded McStuff) at least every day. Typically very brand-aware. Similar beverages from the 'wrong' brand just won't do.
Hold on, we gotta stop here. She's a Starbucks crack baby, and she'll kill us all if she doesn't get her fix this morning.
by evildave August 26, 2010
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trump voter

This is the new 'politically correct' replacement for 'retard' that we have all been waiting for!
Yeah, *congratulations*, Trump Voter! You placed second in the Special Olympics!
by evildave March 20, 2017
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