microfuck 

A more suitable name for the company most widely known as Microsoft.

God damnit, microfuck just puked and froze everything. Now it's puking it's shit all over my desktop.

microfuck by j00dei-san sushi September 30, 2004

Microfuck 

1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.
2. The act of being screwed by Microsoft.

1. So how many consumers, taxpayers and children will Microfuck screw this week?
2. After his third major Microfuck in a month, he got smart and got a Mac.

Microfuck by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

MicroFuck 

The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.

Sophia fell in love with Michalis but to her dismay, she realized he had the skinniest penis and only knew how to microfuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.

MicroFuck by HamptonsLiar July 15, 2023

microdick 

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

microdick by Gollum May 24, 2006

microdick 

To have a very small penis

Jake paul has a microdick

microdick by Babadehoogas February 4, 2018

machofucker

Term became popular through a commercial gay porn site with the same name that featured almost exclusively well-hung Straight- or Bi-sexual guys, most of them with an Ethnic background, who had rough sex with mostly smaller, white or Hispanic gay boys. The immense popularity of that aforementioned website led to the fact that everyone using the term "Machofucker" in, for example, private contact ads or profile pages on gay contact sites, could be assured that the reader would make the right association what the writer meant by using this term.

Headline of a gay contact ad: "Hung Dominican, 29, 6", 10in, uncut, all Top, looking for younger slim dudes to get fucked Machofucker-Style."

machofucker by yaman08008 January 3, 2017

microsuck

A deragotory way of referring to Microsoft; usualy used by people who use alternative operating systems such as GNU/Linux, BSD, or Mac OS X.

<tech support> So you're using Windows XP?
<me> No, heck no. I don't put any of that Microsuck software on my computer.

microsuck by Peter October 28, 2004