microfeather 

A microfeather is when a bird's feather is very small, below 2 inches long. Birds with microfeathers cannot even fly.

Bird A: My feather is 3cm long
Bird B: HAHA YOU HAVE A MICROFEATHER YOU CANT EVEN FLY LMAOOOO

microfeather by barbatos_anemo_archon March 14, 2023

Microfeature 

A feature film made on a very limited budget, usually with the use of consumer equipment and non-actors.

Moviegoer 1: "What'd you think of that latest microfeature to gross $100 million at the box office?"

Moviegoer 2: "Not bad considering the dude shot it in his fucking sock drawer with an iPhone!"

Microfeature by MyTDux March 10, 2011