moneyguzzler

someone who is thirsty for money (i.e. greedy and money-centric)
My landlord just doubled my rent.

They sound like a total moneyguzzler!
by zenstoner June 16, 2024
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Microheart

When an emotionally stunted person has insecurities that make them impossible to date or be friends with.
"I broke up with Jason because of his microheart. He whined about everything and was too insecure to even dance with me."

"That dude has a microheart. He's always complaining about how no one is nice to him even though he's a total jackass to everyone."
by zenstoner July 11, 2024
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