Micksplain 

A more insidious form of mansplaining. In this case Mick West will proceed against all logic to explain to one what they experienced. In the Marvel Universe Mick West attained a form of Bizaro Clairvoyance while spinning in his office chair programming Tony Hawk to do 1020 rotations in mundane spaces. The constant spinning had an effect on his inner ear. Coupled with the lack of sleep from trying to meet corporate deadlines Mick entered an altered state sometime in late 2002. He has never fully awakened from that dream state, as he continues to explain to people what the reality they experienced really was.

Here is a case of Lue Elizondo getting the Micksplain by the man himself after recounting how a team of engineers investigated the videos released: "The reason Go Fast is claimed as something extraordinary is that Elizondo or his associates did not do the math. They assumed it showed what it looked like, and hence you end up with it being shown on "Unidentified" as a super-fast cold object. So he got kind of locked in."

Micksplain by #UFOTwitter May 23, 2021

milsplaining

milsplaining (blend word ‘military’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a squaddie) to comment on or explain something to #civvy in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"
It is total bravado based on a rigid hierarchy where people have to do exactly as you tell them even if you are an utter knob. Civvies don’t give a shit about rank & will tell you to poke it.

I’m not #milsplaining you thick Civvy twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking other military around. I have zero knowledge of real world but if I shout & point, you will have to do what I say!

milsplaining by Bumsnorkler December 4, 2019

micksplaining 

The act of arguing that the 03/04 Mustang Cobra is the best vehicle ever made, but when confronted with an offer to race, making up multiple excuses to why “his” 03/04 Cobra cannot be raced. Also known as a “Douchy McDoucherson”

Guy 1: Hey dude, that Cobra looks nice, want to race my bone stock tbi 305 Camaro?
Guy2: I uhhhh can’t, NASA called me and said I slowed the Earths rotation every time I got in it, and uhhh asked me to stop. And plus it needs another battery.

Guy 1: What a micksplaining prick!

micksplaining by H8rrr January 19, 2018

MikeSplained 

When the ever-amiable Mike steps in with a dash of charm and a dollop of reason to elegantly challenge the world of conspiracy-laden fallacy.

The flerfs got MikeSplained and it didn't hurt a bit.

MikeSplained by MikeSplained August 3, 2023

Microsplaining 

When a person uses a lot of words but has very little to say.

Ugh, Riley is microsplaining again! They never shut up!

Microsplaining by Nikixo November 27, 2018

McSplaining 

When McDonalds tries to explain how their chemical-laden processed food is fresh, natural and healthy.

McSplaining: "See, here's our natural potatoes coming into this factory... here's where we send them through the slicing machine, here's where we fry them... oh, and pay no attention here... it's just where we dip them in ***dextrose*** and ***sodium acid pyrophosphate***."

McSplaining by ephemeralman January 23, 2015

Mikesplain 

When Mike politely corrects false information with facts that he has in his large brain.

He politely pulled my aside and mikesplained that I did not need 94 octane gas and that 91, as per my drivers manual, would suffice to keep my engine running in tip-top condition.

Mikesplain by Mmrjldkjafg12ra;lk May 13, 2018