dicksplain 

Next level mansplaining. When mansplaining is ineffective, something may have to be dicksplained directly with dick.

Chuck was known for mansplaining things to his wife, and even occasionally veered into dicksplaining on more difficult topics.

dicksplain by walterc June 28, 2025

Dickplant 

The art of burrowing ones knob deep into a pot of mud.

James: Hear about Tom at work? His wife caught him with his dick burrowed deep in soil.

Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!

Dickplant by CannabisKings March 29, 2019

Dickslandees 

Dickslandees is a disease which triggers your brain at exact 12pm to slap butts of other people. Dank Rishu was the first person diagnosed with this deadly disease.

He suffers from dickslandees

Dickslandees by Vau fan March 19, 2021

micksplaining 

The act of arguing that the 03/04 Mustang Cobra is the best vehicle ever made, but when confronted with an offer to race, making up multiple excuses to why “his” 03/04 Cobra cannot be raced. Also known as a “Douchy McDoucherson”

Guy 1: Hey dude, that Cobra looks nice, want to race my bone stock tbi 305 Camaro?
Guy2: I uhhhh can’t, NASA called me and said I slowed the Earths rotation every time I got in it, and uhhh asked me to stop. And plus it needs another battery.

Guy 1: What a micksplaining prick!

micksplaining by H8rrr January 19, 2018

dickstain 

a stain from dried dickjuice
see also....dickjuice

Al Abad* had a dickstain on his collar
*ficticious name

dickstain by Die Slow September 18, 2004

Dicksplash 

Old 80s school insult recently ressurected

You f*****g dicksplash!

Dicksplash by Ze Lion October 6, 2003

Dickipline 

Discipline with that dick

My girl was acting up so I had to dickipline her right quick

Dickipline by Titnuggets April 17, 2016