The
fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on
one's own nose or nostril.
Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a
mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my
nose?
2nd person: "I
don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."
1st person: "Did you see a
mirror in the bathroom?"