A random men:¨ eww You disgusting you a pedophile ¨.
Pedophile: ¨ You being Maphobic¨.
A random man: What is Maphobic.
pedophile: ¨Someone with Maphobia has fear or dislike in pedophiles¨.
Dude, I think I have Mephobia." "Why do you think that, Bro?" "cause I had a dream last night that I was so awesome that the world imploded." "Dude, lay off the sugar.