micophobia 

The fear of mushrooms

I frickin hate mushrooms! I think i have micophobia

micophobia by Jade301199 April 10, 2015

Misophonia 

A rarely diagnosed mental condition in which negative emotional experiences (from annoyance to extreme rage) are triggered by specific sounds, which can be either loud or soft. Nose sniffling, eating and breathing noises and tapping are all examples of trigger sounds for people suffering from this illness.

Misophonia, a sound sensitivity disorder, causes untold suffering and social withdrawal.

Misophonia by Doc_B April 15, 2015

misophonia 

A new or undiscovered word to many, misophonia is condition in which certain sounds provoke strong negative emotional reactions in people (anger, panic, or disgust) to a person with the disorder. One or more "trigger" sounds can cause these emotions. Common trigger noises include (but are not limited to) chewing, snorting, slurping, whispering, whistling, shushing, lip-smacking, and sneezing. Misophonia tends to develop in children and gets progressively worse over time. If someone with misophonia tells you to stop whistling, slurping, ect, stop. If you don't stop, you are a twatmuffin and we can't be friends.

"Why does Alex get angry when I whistle?"
"He has Misophonia. It's a little like OCD but with certain noises."
"Well, I'm not a twatmuffin so I'll try to work on not whistling around him."

misophonia by Recky Drive February 5, 2015

Mucophobia 

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)

1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"

Mucophobia by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

medophobia 

The fear of becoming a foreskin.

Bob: James I have a really bad case medophobia.
James: Bob there is nothing wrong with being a foreskin it is a natural part of life.

medophobia by The Amazing Foreskin February 14, 2014

Momophobia 

The fear of speaking off the cuff or from the heart, the terror of having to say the wrong thing and watch someone's smile fade as they realize you aren't the person they thought you to be

Why do I have such momophobia around her.

Momophobia by Bluhmie December 14, 2021

mysophobia 

The fear of germs and contamination, the technical term for "germophobia".

His mysophobia went full blast and he screamed when a homeless man hugged him.

mysophobia by Lorelili March 21, 2011