Metrogasm

(noun) an euphoric experience related to public transportation; achieving a quick and successful commute

I only had a 2 minute wait for the orange line and 4 minute wait for the red line at 10:00pm on a weekday. I totally had a metrogasm.

by Anonymous Girl in the City March 31, 2009

microgasm

An inferior sexual climax, usually very muted and of short duration, that leaves one generally unsatisfied or with a feeling of lack, the cause of which can vary, but some of the reasons can be: an unattractive partner, a particularly bad partner, lack of a partner, distraction/preoccupation with something else, severe intoxication, among others.

George: How was your date with Crystal last night? Did you score?

Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.

George: Are you going to see her again?

Jerry: ...I don't think so.

by craigD October 14, 2006

metrobasher

a metrobasher is an individual who is unfriendly and/or commits harmful acts to group of metrosexuals or an individualmetrosexual due to prejudice and/or ignorance.

Friend 1: Look at that guy, what a fag.

Friend 2: No, that's what you call a metrosexual, don't be a metrobasher.

by J Stanky August 5, 2008

Metalgasm

Caused while listening to a particularly hardcore riff in a metal song. May cause cranial combustion, which is then known as a Ubermetalgasm.

Whoa...that riff in Judas Priest's Metal Meltdown gave me on hell of a metalgasm

by LordOfApathy October 15, 2009

metalgasm

An orgasm derived from listening to music of the metal genre. Usually occurs during screaming/growling parts of a song and will result in goosebumps and a smile.

Girl: Have you ever listened to Otep?
Boy: No, why are they awesome?
Girl: Awesome...yeah...so awesome I got a metalgasm the first time I listened to them.
Boy: ...
Girl: It was almost better than a real orgasm.
Boy: Wait...What?

by Dead Dani August 30, 2006

metrognome

A very small, very well dressed straight man with impeccable timing.

That short punctual fellow over there is so well dressed that if he isn't gay he's definitely a metrognome.

by spamgobbler April 21, 2010

Metalgasm

The state of being highly excited by auditory brutality

Evan: " I wanna frickin rip his balls off!"
Dave: " Dude, I think I just had a metalgasm."

by Dburgz April 4, 2007