mertgasm

Whenever you or one has to masturbate when/after talking to anyone named Mert

I was just talking to my childhood friend Mert and I had to hit a quick mertgasm

mertgasm by smartwordman22363 July 31, 2025

meatgasm 

When you eat so much meat you convult in pleasure.

Robert ate an entire Meatlovers pizza and started having meatgasms on the floor.

meatgasm by erosannin July 20, 2005

Mortgasm

"The Art of making someone cum by penetrating his nose while he is thinking of Mort from the Madagascar Movie"

Hey have you had an Mortgasm in the last few days?

If not you should try it out again.

Mortgasm by BigDGamesCEO April 5, 2022

MeatgasM 

A badass, meat rock trio assembled in Hong Kong. Their debut album, "Dirty Meats", is packed with protein, high energy, and lighter fluid. @meatgasmhk

"I was at a MeatgasM show last night, and still have bits of Juicy Cuts in my teeth!"

MeatgasM by Dalo Chicken Wing January 12, 2022

MORTGASM

Prounounced with a silent T. The erotic feeling that lingers through your loins when your loan officer, escrow officer, and realtor have come together to create the ultimate climax in the mortgage transaction.

"When the escrow officer called with recording confirmation, I had a complete Mortgasm"

MORTGASM by njimenez1980 May 21, 2015

Meatgasm 

When you eat BBQ so delicious, your mouth explodes with orgasmic pleasure; causing a state of euphoria. @GetUSomeBBQ on Facebook

The meat at @GetUSomeBBQ can easily bring on a meatgasm.

Meatgasm by GetUSomeBBQ December 1, 2018