methadonian 

A person who is on methadone maintanence and uses methadone as their drug of choice, is extremely lethargic and can be found in a stupor, zombie like all day long. Can usually be found either standing, leaning or nodding out on a corner not far from the clinic. Methadonian is a term found most commonly in the ghettoes of New York City, where there are more methadone clinics than anywhere else in the World. Just as there are crackheads, dope fiends and speed freaks, there are Methadonians.

Yo mang check out them methadonians them ni**** is straight fiends son!

In Washington Heights, you will always find the methadonians hanging out at Burger King on 181 St. & St Nick.

methadonian by Fuggetabouit June 30, 2006

Methadonian

A slang term coined to describe someone whose behavior, appearance, or mannerisms seem dramatically altered by methamphetamine use. The term evokes the image of a character so unusual that they look like a toothless Minion who wandered out of a Pixar movie.

Buddy was standing at the gas station twitching like a windshield wiper in a hurricane, jaw moving like he was chewing invisible steak, eyes darting around like somebody stole his imaginary bicycle. I didn't know whether to call an ambulance or a Pixar animator. That wasn't a tweaker—that was a certified Methadonian.

Methadonian by TheBluntInstrument October 21, 2026

methadonian shuffle 

The swaying, unsteady walk practiced by most methadonians after getting their dose and other pills they take along with it. Most of these pills aren't prescribed. Often accompanied by feet dragging and mumbling incoherently, usually to someone that has since left the room at least 20 minutes ago.

Corey was doing the "methadonian shuffle" today; I tried to talk to her but I couldn't follow the conversation. Methadone methadonian heroin pills drug addict methadone barbie methadoner benzos

methadonian shuffle by cuddleworm July 28, 2012

methadozing 

The act of falling asleep sitting up, shortly after taking a dose of Methadone.

Guard #1: How was your well being check?
Guard #2: I walked past cell 31 and inmate Jones was sitting on his bunk, but I think he was sleeping...
Guard #1: Oh, so he was Methadozing?
Guard #2: Oh yeah... he did just take Methadone at med pass.

methadozing by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin June 6, 2018

Methadonia 

The state of mind the drug Methadone puts you in. Methadonia is a replacement to the high that heroin or a fist full of pain killers will give you. The methadonia "high" is goverment controlled and each user documented and monitored. Methadone can be a cure or it can be a crutch depending on how the user wants to take advantage of it. Their are big differences in each patient of these programs. (The writer of this is a user or "patient" whatever you want to call me)

The orange or clear liquid i ingest every morning! Methadone takes me to the land of methadonia!

Methadonia by Stephen Kantan February 6, 2006

Methadonia 

An inconsiderate, inaccurate portrayal by HBO on Methadone, a lifesaving drug that has helped MILLIONS of people. Sorry HBO, you have COMPLETELY missed the whole point.

HBO doesn't know Methadonia from a crack house.

Methadonia by Mark Button October 4, 2005

methadonia 

A horribly awful documentary. The documentary Methadonia can't even pronounce the word "methadone" correctly. They somehow feel that crack addiction is the same as heroin, and that they both are somehow treatable by methadone, and that the 2 drug addictions go hand in hand. Nothing could be further from the truth. They also like to show case methadone patients that started on the drug because they were addicted to Vicodin. VICODIN!!! The people that made this documentary choose to completely ignore other replacement drugs such as Suboxone, beyond that, they refuse to accurately portray the typical Methadone patient. This "documentary" is TRASH. Trash of the very worst kind. I dare anyone to sit through the whole thing. Words can not BEGIN TO DESCRIBE, how AWFUL the documentary "Methadonia" is.

Methadonia, 1.n. A horribly biased and badly made documentary.

2. n. A seldom used term to describe a place those on methadone reside.

methadonia by heavyhanded October 1, 2011