Messies 

when a group of girls with messy hair leech onto your group and suck the fun out of all of them one by one, the only way to fight this parasite is to die

Me:"dude what are you doing right now"
Vance:" oh nothing"
Me:"heard you got messied last night"
Vance:"ya dude it was awful"
Me:"we've all had our fair share"
Vance:"the messies are awful what are we doing"
Me:"dude your the one that embraces them"
Vance:"okay how do you figure"
Me:":l"

Messies by rhinobebosshoggin May 10, 2011

No One Messes with Joe 

Acknowledgement that, no matter what the task, the person appointed will accomplish it.

Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"

Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."

No One Messes with Joe by Ethel Faust February 24, 2009

The Messier 

A drink. The drink. Consisting of vodka, Fresca, lime, and the extracted orange syrup of orange confit. The finest of all mixed drinks.

Fuck, I got boozy off the Messier.

The Messier by ballersupreme January 13, 2008

mucks and messes 

Mucks and Messes consist of chocolate, crisps and fizzy drinks.
things that children tend 2 love but are no good for them.

Things that will get you messy eating them.

junk food

'I'm not buying Mucks and Messes they will make u fat!'

mucks and messes by bettny December 30, 2012

mensies 

monthy period/menstruation/on the rag

tummy hurts got mensies

mensies by hb April 4, 2003

Metsies 

An alternative name that refers to the New York Mets, almost exclusively used by fans of the team. To be used in a loving, playful way, with hints of desperation, despair, and hopelessness.

The Metsies look to break out of their 15-game losing streak against the Braves later tonight.

Metsies by IamGaryCohen July 27, 2009

Messissippi 

Mississippi. It's a mess.

Uh-oh, I'm supposed to take a business trip to Messissippi. Hick o'clock!

Messissippi by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019