Messies

when a group of girls with messy hair leech onto your group and suck the fun out of all of them one by one, the only way to fight this parasite is to die
Me:"dude what are you doing right now"
Vance:" oh nothing"
Me:"heard you got messied last night"
Vance:"ya dude it was awful"
Me:"we've all had our fair share"
Vance:"the messies are awful what are we doing"
Me:"dude your the one that embraces them"
Vance:"okay how do you figure"
Me:":l"
by rhinobebosshoggin April 20, 2011
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messy messy messy

When a guy orgasms and his gizz gets everywhere; on the person he is with, the bed, etc.
*guy is masterbating in front of his girlfriend and cums* "oh.. messy messy messy, you're going to need a shower..."
by jackamo88 July 17, 2009
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Messi

Did you see what Messi just did to Boateng? Unbelievable L.
by #ManCity March 14, 2017
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Messi

He's the Messi of Math
by Paris2017 January 08, 2017
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Messi

Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccittini is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a forward and captains both Spanish club Barcelona and the Argentina national team. He has won many individual and team awards.
Messi is the Greatest Of All Time
Messi scores a amazing hat-trick
by joanty November 27, 2018
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Messi

Phenomenal; Amazing; humble/Kante ; pure talent; greatest footballer in the history. (Ronaldo is good too)
: You’re Messi (Amazing)

: Omg you’re so Messi ( humble)

: Wow you’re Messi ( phenomenal)

: You have Messi (pure talent)

: I’m Messi (the greatest footballer in the history)
by JuiceAtin January 01, 2019
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messy

1. out of control
2. (1)a person who is creating drama,
(2)has a big mouth, or (3)never minding their own business about the situation
3. amusing
1. "My room is so messy!! Things are just scattered everywhere!!"
2. (1)"That girl is fuckin' messy!! She can't stay outta trouble!!" (2)"I told my friend what happened, and she is too damn messy that she went and opened her big mouth, so that's why I'm in some drama." (3)"This ain't got nothin' to do with them with their messy asses!!
3. "That man is a mess!! *lol*"
by SieSieBby. February 25, 2009
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