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He's the god of Earth, has a beautiful smile, is so sexy everyone wants him but frl look at that mother fucker he's so handsome and cute asf I want him in my bed.
Look! It's messier, lets fuck him hes so sexy
Messier by incognitoos November 22, 2021
Words you can keep
The person who orchestrates mess
I’m the original messier around these parts
messier by Waltbabyluv87 November 15, 2020
Another way of saying more messy
This room is messier that before.
Messier by T-S&J-H October 3, 2022

The Messier 

A drink. The drink. Consisting of vodka, Fresca, lime, and the extracted orange syrup of orange confit. The finest of all mixed drinks.
Fuck, I got boozy off the Messier.
The Messier by ballersupreme January 13, 2008

Mark Messier 

verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.
I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.
Mark Messier by NYR forever July 20, 2008

Gilles Messier 

A very intellegent 15 year old, who can sometimes have a rather bland sense of humor.
"Naomi, if you stuck that fake knife down your shirt..It'd be called a booby trap"

foxx missierek 

Foxx missierek has a deep and meaningful meaning in the Maltese language, it is said that in 1809 A.C (After Christ) a Maltese boy named Pawlu asked his dying mother about his unknown father to what his dying mother responded "foxx missierek dak il liba" Fuck your fuck that semen.
The word has since transpired into a common phrase among friends and enemies, with the nature of the Maltese language allowing the creativity in its use, it has since become part of the tapestry that is the Maltese language.
A few examples:

Foxx missierek: Pronounced - fosch missi-ierek meaning fuck your father
Foxx il pufta missierek: Pronounced - Fosch il poofta missi-ierek meaning fuck your faggot father.
Foxx il hanzir missierek - Pronounced - Fosch il hanziyr missi-ierek meaning fuck your pig father.

Though not as famous as its original predecessor Foxx ommok (Fuck your mother) Foxx missierek (Fuck your dad) has left its imprint in the Maltese language appealing to the young and old alike.

Pawlu never found his father.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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