21 definition by hb

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The pain of loving someone that you know you can never have; by circumstance or subjective decision.
Married to one; but loving another.
by hb March 30, 2004

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An alternative program, or school, with grades from 6th-12th located in Arlington, VA, that's just better than any local school in the county (we've got written proof). Where kids excel in a independent learning environment, such as going to class is optional, and also includes learning alcohol intake unlike fellow Yorktown High School. Notoriously known as the "hippie" or "pothead" school, but in reality we just know how to party.
Question: Oh so you're from H-B, so do who smoke pot every day?

Answer: No, but I do know how to hold my liquor.
by HB February 19, 2005

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One who spends the majority of their time running data and creating useless ppt slides to please the upper echelons of management.
Burke is a data monkey when he works on BAT.
by HB July 31, 2003

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Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces
Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.

Hey, nice turd splitter
by HB November 29, 2004

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monthy period/menstruation/on the rag
tummy hurts got mensies
by hb April 04, 2003

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sex during monthy period
sorry mate no can do unless ya dont mind mensies sex
by hb April 04, 2003

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Vagina; part on a female where weiners go in, and then babies come out
I'm standin' there talkin' to this pregnant chick, and all of a sudden, babies just start shooting out of her tike launcher!

Man, I'd love to go to town on her sweet little tike launcher
by HB December 02, 2004

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