hb's definitions

H-B Woodlawn Program

An alternative program, or school, with grades from 6th-12th located in Arlington, VA, that's just better than any local school in the county (we've got written proof). Where kids excel in a independent learning environment, such as going to class is optional, and also includes learning alcohol intake unlike fellow Yorktown High School. Notoriously known as the "hippie" or "pothead" school, but in reality we just know how to party.

Question: Oh so you're from H-B, so do who smoke pot every day?

Answer: No, but I do know how to hold my liquor.

by HB February 19, 2005

Squiggy McNasty

Hairy greasy gross guys, usually wearing wifebeaters who wistles and yells at women he has no chance with as they walk by. can be called a squiggy.

jose and tom whistled at girls from the 7-11 parking lot they were Squiggy McNasties.

by HB May 13, 2005

saddam hussein

Saddam has done nothing wrong? Let us talk about who is ignorant now. Whether you agree with the war in Iraq or not Saddam Hussein is a mass murderer...does anyone remember the kurds? Saddam is a mass murderer and tyrant who formerly ruled over the people of Iraq.

Hitler, Osama Bin Laden

by HB November 29, 2004

turd splitter

Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces

Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.

Hey, nice turd splitter

by HB November 29, 2004

skin splitter

An erection so hard, your dick splits in two and an even bigger boner is revealed

That hot slut in the turd splitter gave me a total skin splitter...I better split...

by HB November 29, 2004

tweenkie-eatin' stinker

term used to describe a fat, smelly, whinning little brat who's always acting up in public while the trashy parents do nothing about it.

I totally wanted to gattling gun the fuck outta that gum-smackin' road whore and her little tweenkie-eatin' stinker at the dentist office today...Christ!

by HB November 30, 2004

firerrhea

spicy-food-induced diarrhea that makes you feel like flames are coming outta your ass

Fuck, man, I woke up in the middle of the night with some serious-ass firerrhea after scarfin' all that "Dave's Insanity Salsa"...fuckin' had to wipe with aloe 'n' shit...

by HB December 2, 2004