hb's definitions

turd splitter

Noun: A thong; refers to the idea that if one was to have a bowel movement while wearing one, the poo would come out in two pieces

Honey, I bought you a bottle of "Trouble" cologne and a pack of turd splitters at the dollar store.

Hey, nice turd splitter

by HB November 29, 2004

firerrhea

spicy-food-induced diarrhea that makes you feel like flames are coming outta your ass

Fuck, man, I woke up in the middle of the night with some serious-ass firerrhea after scarfin' all that "Dave's Insanity Salsa"...fuckin' had to wipe with aloe 'n' shit...

by HB December 2, 2004

tweenkie-eatin' stinker

term used to describe a fat, smelly, whinning little brat who's always acting up in public while the trashy parents do nothing about it.

I totally wanted to gattling gun the fuck outta that gum-smackin' road whore and her little tweenkie-eatin' stinker at the dentist office today...Christ!

by HB November 30, 2004

headbulb

some guy whos fucking pro at cs

HeaDBulB

by hb August 7, 2003

suck mah balls

Catch phrase of many 'za eaters and dew slammers!

James - "Yo i saw hatebreed last night they were sooo extreme, made me want to slam a dew!"
Cori - "SUCK MAH BALLS"

by HB March 9, 2003

grain

A tremendous amount.
Short for grip on the grain

There are a grain of people over there.

by HB October 24, 2003

saddam hussein

Saddam has done nothing wrong? Let us talk about who is ignorant now. Whether you agree with the war in Iraq or not Saddam Hussein is a mass murderer...does anyone remember the kurds? Saddam is a mass murderer and tyrant who formerly ruled over the people of Iraq.

Hitler, Osama Bin Laden

by HB November 29, 2004