Messier

He's the god of Earth, has a beautiful smile, is so sexy everyone wants him but frl look at that mother fucker he's so handsome and cute asf I want him in my bed.

Look! It's messier, lets fuck him hes so sexy

by incognitoos November 22, 2021

The Messier

A drink. The drink. Consisting of vodka, Fresca, lime, and the extracted orange syrup of orange confit. The finest of all mixed drinks.

Fuck, I got boozy off the Messier.

by ballersupreme January 13, 2008

Mark Messier

verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.

I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.

by NYR forever July 20, 2008

Gilles Messier

A very intellegent 15 year old, who can sometimes have a rather bland sense of humor.

"Naomi, if you stuck that fake knife down your shirt..It'd be called a booby trap"

by With love Amanda and Nimz January 09, 2005

Messier

Another way of saying more messy

This room is messier that before.

by T-S&J-H October 03, 2022

messier

The person who orchestrates mess

I’m the original messier around these parts

by Waltbabyluv87 November 15, 2020