Mertenize

To destroy, ruin, lay waste to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically oral diarrhea.

"umm nah-nad--nahjuh!"
Nadya: That hoe totally mertenized my name!

by .DotK March 6, 2008

Timothy Mertens

A man who is in love with fefe. Who black faces masks

Timothy mertens loves fortnite!

by Bigbootymaster January 7, 2022

Merten

Me. Also better than Jacob.

Person 1: Hi! What's your name?
Merten: Hello there! My name is Merten, now fuck off

by MertenFucker69420 June 3, 2022