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Mertenize 

To destroy, ruin, lay waste to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically oral diarrhea.
"umm nah-nad--nahjuh!"
Nadya: That hoe totally mertenized my name!
Mertenize by .DotK March 6, 2008
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mertilize 

I gotta get the car back by 8, or Dad's gonna mertilize me!

Crew, set your phazers to maximum mertilize.
mertilize by Mandingoe May 31, 2004
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mertender 

Someone who takes care of a mermaid, woman with a tail.
That mermaid we hired had such a caring mertender.
mertender by MertenderMatthew July 13, 2017

Martinize 

Get rid of useless, low-life ghetto trash
He was running from the police so they had to Martinize him.
Martinize by H. Yellow August 29, 2013
To bust a full load into a pussy.(1) aka Cum inside a girl without pulling out with no protection.
I merleized her last night dude.

I couldnt find a condom so I just merleized
Merleize by Merleizor December 18, 2009

martinize 

What happens when a big, hairy man beats the shit out of you until it hurts so bad you kill yourself.
Andy: Dude, when I was playing football I was going to sack the quarterback and got martinized. The coach had to take me out back and kill me. Terry: Dude, that was me!
martinize by Terry R. Martin July 6, 2006

mertonize 

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.
I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.
mertonize by Kevin October 23, 2004
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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