Mertenize

To destroy, ruin, lay waste to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically oral diarrhea.

"umm nah-nad--nahjuh!"
Nadya: That hoe totally mertenized my name!

by .DotK March 6, 2008

mertilize

to annihilate

I gotta get the car back by 8, or Dad's gonna mertilize me!

Crew, set your phazers to maximum mertilize.

by Mandingoe May 31, 2004

mertender

Someone who takes care of a mermaid, woman with a tail.

That mermaid we hired had such a caring mertender.

by MertenderMatthew July 13, 2017

Martinize

Get rid of useless, low-life ghetto trash

He was running from the police so they had to Martinize him.

by H. Yellow August 29, 2013

Merleize

To bust a full load into a pussy.(1) aka Cum inside a girl without pulling out with no protection.

I merleized her last night dude.

I couldnt find a condom so I just merleized

by Merleizor December 18, 2009

martinize

What happens when a big, hairy man beats the shit out of you until it hurts so bad you kill yourself.

Andy: Dude, when I was playing football I was going to sack the quarterback and got martinized. The coach had to take me out back and kill me. Terry: Dude, that was me!

by Terry R. Martin July 6, 2006

mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

by Kevin October 23, 2004